@Crypto_Falid

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Imagine you get to the checkpoint, and this happens 😂
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A.B.U.L.O
@Sammyblvck11h
Nobody talks about how exhausting it is to be the strong one all the time. Sometimes, the person who encourages everyone else needs encouragement too. 🥹
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Imagine being the first person in your family to change everything. That's the dream bro
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Falid
@Crypto_Falid1h
Don't plan too much, everything is already written.
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Don't plan too much, everything is already written.
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B.O.D
@bod_repuplic1h
Netanyahu what a man.
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One day, a guy borrowed ₦5,000 from his friend and promised to pay back the next day. A week passed, and he kept avoiding his friend. One evening, he saw him coming and quickly shouted, “My brother, I’ve been looking for you!” His friend smiled and said, “Really? So have I. Bring my money.” That day, both of them learned that sometimes, the person you’re avoiding is also looking for you. 😂
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OLA-IMOLE
@only1adesh1h
God works in mysterious ways. Sometimes, you look back at everything you've survived and wonder how you made it through without completely losing yourself.
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You are afraid to bill your man, but he’s doing it comfortably to impress another girl outside. I don’t know how to advise you sis .
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Lola🌹
@Dahmilola251h
Abuja is very cold this afternoon. I’ve seen so many niggas wearing hoodies. Some of una boyfriends no too dey okay sha.
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Chilx
@iamchilx1h
This girl has been crushing on me for months now, but she's not my spec at all. She's not pretty, shapeless, no breasts and no nyash. Little did I know she's the only child of the richest man living in my street. The moment I found out, na once she begin dey fine for my eyes o. I wan use love finish her. 😭 Next of kin don sure for me.
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𝛴𝐿
@Mr_Onyeaka1h
Am I the only one who has not officially broken up with a girl before, like no breakup texts, no accusations, no whatever? The relationship just fades gradually until I wake up one morning BOOLESS. 🪶
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Oku
@oku_yungx1h
I said it earlier but i thank God for MADRID exposing the fan base. FC Barcelona has the most complex fan base in the world. Inside one club, MESSI fans dey LAMINE fans dey RAPHINA fans dey COACH fans dey. Na very few people dey put the club over the aforementioned and truly na the real fans be that. I can officially rest knowing that time exposed all 🤣🤣🤣‼️
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"I'm watching my weight" Just say food no dey, we understand 😂
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My mother walked in on me while having sex with my girlfriend. I was 20, when I had a motorcycle accident that nearly destroyed my leg. I had surgery and was with my parents while recovering. My girlfriend at the time was amazing...She visited me almost every day. A couple of months into my recovery, she decided to spend the night. One thing led to another, and we started getting naughty...Omo, this girl climbed on top of me, forgetting that my leg was still healing. Suddenly, someone knocked on the door... My brain decided to betrayed me, I just shouted, "Come in!" Omo, na my mama enter, She came....
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Who forget close hell fire door 🚪
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Once your tweet pass two lines I will just copy one reply from the comment and paste am there I no get time to read
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Which one should I revisit. V I K K I N G S GAME OF THRONES
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Love is a beautiful thing 🙄
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Warehouse robot collapse after working 20 hours Straight.
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Dennis Graham
@den1_nis1h
Those laughing at my half-teeth. This video was posted on Friday tho 🤧
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