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The more I study @thefirmbrokers, the less this looks like a normal NFT collection. And the crazy part? The Firm is only HOURS old. All 5,000 Brokers minted. First hour: 💰 3.51 ETH paid to 113 hired Brokers I decided to test the mechanics myself. I started with 9 Interns at $8 each mint. In 3 hours, they paid me $31.59 in USDG (I chose to get paid in this currency). Then I went to work. 9 Interns → 3 fully merged VPs Bought another Broker → promoted him to VP Now I’m sitting on: 4 VPs 3 fully merged 23.17x total multiplier Let’s see what the next payroll looks like. 👀 But the paycheck isn’t even the most interesting part. These NFTs can accumulate USDG and tokenized assets tied to companies like Nvidia, Apple, Tesla, Google, Microsoft, Amazon, Meta, Palantir, AMD, GameStop and SpaceX. Those assets build INSIDE the Broker. Own it long enough and your NFT can potentially develop its own portfolio. Then comes merging. Combine up to 3 Brokers. The absorbed NFTs are permanently burned. Their assets move into the surviving Broker. And the surviving Broker gets a stronger earning multiplier. 2 merged = +20% 3 merged = +30% So merging simultaneously: 🔥 reduces NFT supply 📈 increases earning weight 💼 consolidates the assets There were only 5,000 Brokers created. If the collection were theoretically consolidated entirely into groups of 3: 5,000 → ~1,667 fully merged Brokers Not a prediction. But that supply mechanic is worth understanding. Then there’s $9TO5. Hire → burn 25,000 $9TO5 Promote → burn more Merge → burn more Intern: 1x Analyst: 1.4x Manager: 1.9x VP: 2.5x CEO: 3.5x Getting ONE Broker to CEO burns 850,000 $9TO5. And underneath all of this is the flywheel: Trading → Fees → Payroll → Assets → Brokers → Promotions/Merges → Burns Every $9TO5 trade takes a 3% fee, with 80% of that fee stream going toward payroll. That’s why I think @thefirmbrokers belongs in the same conversation as @StonkBrokers and @StackersXYZ. Same lane. NFTs that don’t just sit in your wallet. They can earn. They can own assets. They can be upgraded. They can absorb other NFTs. They can increase their multiplier. And both NFT + token supply can shrink along the way. The numbers are still extremely early. I’m more interested in seeing what happens when these mechanics have WEEKS to compound instead of hours. Most NFTs are valued based on what they are. Firm Brokers could eventually be valued based on what they’ve BECOME and what they OWN. That’s a very different game. 5,000 Brokers were minted today. The question is... How many will still exist a few months from now? 👀 @thefirmbrokers $9TO5

I just executed my first ENS proposal! The proposal set primary names for the ENS token, DAO wallet, and endowment. ENS is now employing best practices around naming contracts, the contracts are easier to identify, and names will resolve on sites that list them