@CrystalPisano

Former D&D character that adventured on @NerdyPeopleDnD. Controlled by the Crystal formerly known as Pisano. (I didn’t want to lose this username)

Joined March 2018
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DM: How do you want this to end? @AidenHobbes: WITH MURDER. #dnd #dnd5e #rpg @NerdyPeopleDnD @valorax1 @iaguzSC2
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When you’re playing #dnd over @skype and your DM’s video freezes! #dnd5e #rpg #adventure @NerdyPeopleDnD @AidenHobbes @valorax1 @iaguzSC2
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Quote of the night from Gary the Monk: “you’ve tested my patience and now you’re getting the mop” @iaguzSC2 @NerdyPeopleDnD @RonaldFoose @valorax1 #dnd #dnd5e #rpg #roll20
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Amethesia retweeted
Ethan Zugai@iaguz__2 Oct 2018
Replying to @NerdyPeopleDnD @valorax1
(I hate myself for this) We should find the Ork lavatory and yell out HEY IS THIS A BIT ORK-WARD FOR YOU TOO?
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Replying to @CrystalPisano @valorax1
GRAAAAAWWWWWWWWW....GROOOOOOOO. ARRRRRRRRRRRHHHHH (sound effects of a camp of orcs who rolled VERY badly on their con rolls)
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Yes I am grinding up these poisonous mushrooms; no, it doesn’t concern you. @valorax1 @AidenHobbes @NerdyPeopleDnD @iaguzSC2
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Hey Everyone, You know what the best thing is about this week? You're gonna get 2 episodes of our podcast this week! So go here and listen to the guys take on a very classic D&D monster! nerdythingspod.com/series/po… @CrystalPisano @iaguzSC2 @RonaldFoose @jesmetcalf #dnd #dnd5e
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In Gary’s defense, he was unconscious and one fail away from death. #dnd #dnd5e #rpg #bardlife #monksbecray @NerdyPeopleDnD
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Who's doing a charity stream in 7 days? Me. Oh, and some really good DM's! like @vartian gph.is/2MXTrPP Come over and check over and check out our stream next week!
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When your DM says... “and without any further ado... or arson...” #bardlife #dnd #dnd5e @NerdyPeopleDnD @AidenHobbes @valorax1
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DM: the bag seems to be magical! PC: oh! I put my hammer in. DM: it doesn't fit. PC: hmm...I put my cloak in it! DM: goes right in! And...when you pull it out again it's neatly pressed and tidied up...you have just found 😎 The Bag of Folding. #DnD #DnDadjokes #PunBard
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Hey, the 2nd episode of our 2nd season is now available! nerdythingspod.com/series/po… Go and give us a listen and see what those crazy kids are up to! @CrystalPisano @RonaldFoose @iaguzSC2 @jesmetcalf #dnd5e @UnderDogPods @podernfamily
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We prepared to infiltrate the mansion. “Look my friends...I’m dressed as a harp! I shall hide in the music room, ready to strike!” My companion cocked his head & said, “it’s a little small, isn’t it?” To which I replied, “are you calling me a lyre?” #bardpuns #dnd #dnd5e #rpg
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Hey all, the first episode of our new season is live! nerdythingspod.com/podcast/n… You should go listen to it. Then tell your friends. And family. And twitter followers. And that person you've always had a thing for. #dnd5e @CrystalPisano @iaguzSC2 @RonaldFoose @jesmetcalf
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Good times tonight. Well, except for when Gary hit something with his quarterstaff and a bunch of mold flew into my face. I might “accidentally” cast thunderwave in his general direction at some point. #bardlife #dnd #dnd5e #rpg @NerdyPeopleDnD @AidenHobbes @valorax1
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Hey all, after a (somewhat longer than planned hiatus) I will release our latest episode tomorrow! Be ready for more hijinks, more setting things on fire and more of our brand of international silliness! @CrystalPisano @jesmetcalf @iaguzSC2 @RonaldFoose #dnd #dnd5e
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Pour one out for all those fallen bards who can no longer create new music. They’re just de-composing now. #bardpuns #bardlife #dnd #dnd5e #rpg #bardjokes
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Today was our last episode of hiatus. I have a bunch of editing to do. Cue the oncoming sales conference, but hopefully I should be able to get our first new episode ready to release tomorrow! #dnd #dnd5e
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Dumb adventurers ignore dumbwaiters. @valorax1 @AidenHobbes @NerdyPeopleDnD #dnd #dnd5e #bardlife
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🚨 🚨 🚨 GELATINOUS CUBE ALERT 🍮🍮🍮 #dnd #dnd5e #bardlife @valorax1 @AidenHobbes @NerdyPeopleDnD
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