Crystal retweeted
Petplay but I’m a fat beagle and you keep hiding my treats AUGHHHH AUGHHHHH AUGGGGG
Crystal retweeted
You can show up to work drunk tomorrow if you're in Texas. They just said it on the news
Crystal retweeted
Yo no sirvo para sextear porque cuando me dicen que me quieren Hacer Algo solamente se me ocurre poner "Siii" y me siento él




























