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BRENDAN

@Ctb22684

Only an Emmy, Grammy, Tony and Oscar away from EGOT status. PA Announcer @boomersbaseball

 Illinois, USA
Joined March 2011
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This is the most realistic of the homebound attraction remakes.
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the real question is whether Pope Leo XIV is a Schaumburg Boomers or Windy City ThunderBolts fan
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Happy birthday buddy!! @BrianPMiles
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.@springsteen: You know, you can't start a fire without a spark. @billyjoel: Don't look at me...
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Hello @SouthwestAir - I just saw a tshirt here at MDW which celebrated your 40th anniversary here at the airport. Is there somewhere to purchase the shirt? It's a great design!
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This account remains, at its heart, a chicken parm stan account.
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I'd hate to hear her rendition of Happy Birthday.
Yoko Ono (@yokoono) profile pictureYoko Ono
@yokoono18 Feb 2025
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOKO ONO! Make a wish at wishtreeforyokoono.com TODAY is @YokoOno's 92nd Birthday. To celebrate, @SeanOnoLennon created a virtual ‘Wish Tree’ for people all over the world to post their wishes online and (in association with @OneTreePlanted) plant real trees in Yoko’s honour. #wishtree #happybirthdayyoko
Wish Tree for Yoko Ono

Wish Tree for Yoko Ono

'To celebrate Yoko Ono’s 90th birthday on 18 February 2023, Sean Ono Lennon has made a virtual ’Wish Tree’ for people all over the world to post their wishes online and (in association with One Tree...

wishtreeforyokoono.com
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Garfunkel has aged so well!! #SNL50
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#SNL50 is upon us! Fred Armisen (2002-2013) Jon Lovitz (1985-1990) Tim Meadows (1991-2000) Sarah Silverman (1993-1994) Norm Macdonald (1993-1998) Gilbert Gottfried (1980-1981) Nora Dunn (1985-1990) Heidi Gardner (2017-Present) Laurie Metcalf (1981-1982) Tim Kazurinsky (1981-1984)
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This book is being delivered tomorrow and I'm so excited I could BLANK
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Way too easy. @GoAwayGreen
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Epcot is currently playing the IllumiNations pre-show music
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Crazy to think we are one jeans wash away from 2026.
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I've never heard the word "Nabob" outside of Aladdin.
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Everyone is circling back after the new year, which is my fault for telling them to....but for the record, I didn't mean it.
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Peek-a!
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Mickey's hammered.
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In 2025, I hope I find a gal who reaches out to me as often as Linkedin
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This was my biggest tweet of 2024. It got roughly 400 likes, which raised my average likes per tweet to 0.6
BRENDAN (@Ctb22684) profile pictureBRENDAN@Ctb226841 Apr 2024
For those wondering, if you're about to board Runaway Railway and you say "cowboy not gangster please" the CM's don't understand and they are not amused.
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Just once I would like to respond to an email with "Didn't care for your tone. Re-write and get back to me." Just one time.
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Poor guy never saw it coming.
The Amazing Kreskin (@Kreskin) profile pictureThe Amazing Kreskin@Kreskin11 Dec 2024
It is with heavy hearts that we announce the passing of The Amazing Kreskin, born George Kresge, at the age of 89. Performing for all of you brought immense joy to his life, and it was something he deeply cherished. The family kindly asks for privacy during this difficult time.
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