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Joined May 2023
As promised, that bayou game I started building using @threejs inspired by the GTA 6 bayou scene is open source: github.com/Vheissu/emerald-b… has a living world and continues to grow. Alligators, missions, people fishing, other boats, day/night and more.
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Remember when FTX paid celebrities millions to convince everyone crypto was the future, then its founder went to prison for fraud? Anyway, here's Lionel Messi promoting ChatGPT. I'm sure this celebrity endorsement cycle will end differently.
Messi asked ChatGPT to teach him a chess opening that matched his style. It suggested Goat Horns 🤘
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I JUST TYPED ONE PROMPT AND IT BUILT THE WHOLE FUCKING THING. LOOK AT IT.
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Watched the Kimi K3.1 teaser and I have no idea what the model does but I now know all the words to the Chinese national anthem and have an overwhelming desire to reunify Taiwan.
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Codex is puzzled
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Imagine breaking into someone's house and the German Shepherd starts updating its firmware.
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Humans crashed the global financial system in 2008 using Excel spreadsheets and cocaine. AI has some pretty big shoes to fill.
BREAKING: Bernie Sanders warns AI could “endanger the entire global financial system.”
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The devil works hard, but Lex Fridman works harder.
Replying to @CtrlAltDwayne
He gonna block you!
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Imagine explaining to Alan Turing that 80 years after his work helped lay the foundations of modern computing, we'd be impregnating fictional Korean pop stars to save on API costs.
AI K-Pop group 'BABYQUEEN' is facing backlash after its creators "impregnated" one of its members They did it to write her out of the group and manage fewer AI personalities
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John Cena could tell me to migrate my entire production infrastructure to PHP 5.6 and I'd ask him whether he wanted it done before lunch.
Attempt to operate with intent, consistency, respect, and curiosity.
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Philomena: Some people have been writing PHP for over 20 years. Is that because it's particularly difficult to finish? Expert: No, software is constantly evolving. Philomena: So they've been writing the same website for 20 years? Expert: No, different projects. Philomena: Have they tried finishing one before starting another? Expert: That's not how software development works. Philomena: My mate Paul spent 20 years building a shed. Turned out he was just an alcoholic. Expert: Right. Philomena: Is PHP like that?
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Lex Fridman interviews a PHP security researcher Lex: My guest today discovered a critical vulnerability in PHP. What is a vulnerability. Researcher: A weakness that allows an attacker to compromise a system. Lex: But aren't we all vulnerable. Researcher: Yes, but Lex: Is love a vulnerability. Researcher: We're talking about remote code execution. Lex: Could an attacker remotely execute love. Researcher: No. Lex: Stalin executed millions. Researcher: What does that have to do with Lex: Do you think Stalin was happy. Researcher: I have absolutely no idea. Lex: Fascinating. We're 3 hours in. Let's talk about consciousness.
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After 10 hours this is what Claude Code gives me running some file comparisons... literally the thing it was doing for an entire day. Wtf?
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CAPCOM HAS FALLEN.
🚨Cyber Alert ‼️ 🇯🇵Japan - 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠 Capcom confirmed a cyberattack targeting its CAPCOM ID account system, affecting 11,774,247 accounts worldwide. The breach, detected on October 19, exposed email addresses and account metadata, including registration dates, login activity and IP addresses. Additional personal information was leaked from 43 accounts, while attackers also changed the passwords of 196 accounts without authorisation. Threat actor: Not specified Sector: Arts / Entertainment Data exposure (claimed): 11,774,247 accounts Data type: Email addresses, account metadata, IP addresses, dates of birth, gender, location and nicknames Observed: Oct 22, 2026 Status: Confirmed ESIX©: 6.25 Full details and impact assessment on HackRisk.io
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Today was my last day at PHP. Unfortunately, the decision was made remotely by someone who wasn't even authenticated.
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Incase you aren't paying attention, it's time to pivot into security like right now.
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Fun fact, HTML stands for: Herpes Transmission Through Mouth Licking
tf is a HTML engineer
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Geoffrey Hinton should have walked away. Nothing he has said has come true. Most of what he says won't come true. I think he's just lonely and bored to be honest. I feel bad for him. The industry he helped create has eclipsed him and he's lost touch.
The 'Godfather of AI' warns humans "are toast" if we are not nice to bots Professor Geoffrey Hinton believes we should "make them so they really care about us"
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My bed runs on PHP. Am I going to wake up tomorrow?
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Controversial, but we have never forced our children to hug anyone. We have friends who always tell their kids to hug someone hello and goodbye, we always just let our children choose. Doesn't matter if it's family or not. It's good to let them choose.
JUST IN: Irish government releases new ad urging grandparents to ask for consent before hugging their grandchildren.
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Elon: the birth rate is falling we have to do something about this Female podcasters:
"Call Her Daddy" host Alex Cooper & actress Sophia Bush: if a woman is questioning whether she can do better than her current husband, "the answer is always yes." "This idea that it's too late or you're too old, or who are you to want more, that's patriarchy. That is crazy."
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