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Not really in the business of selling myself. So let's see how this whole social media prostitution thing works out... Wait a minute...

Anywhere But Here
Joined April 2011
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The season this photo was taken: • Jalen Brunson shot 5-15 • Mikal Bridges was a -17 in the game • OG Anunoby shot 5/17 • Zaccharie Risacher was 19 years old • Jalen Johnson dropped 21/15/7 • Deandre Hunter entered his prime • Trae Young had hair
The season this photo was taken: • Jalen Brunson started 12 games for DAL • Josh Hart was on the Pelicans • Mikal Bridges was on the Suns • OG Anunoby was 23 years old • Deuce McBride just lost March Madness • Pacome Dadiet was in 8th grade • Trae Young had hair
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I put this together as a free download if you'd like to check it out: jeyodin.gumroad.com/l/igsbl
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No bank executives arrested for laundering $670,000,000 in drug cartel money. But jump a turnstile and get arrested or shot for $2.90.
TD Bank fined $3 billion for enabling drug cartel money laundering, the largest penalty of its kind in U.S. history.
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Masai Ujiri’s full tribute to the great Dikembe Mutombo. Dikembe’s passing is indeed a really really sad day in the basketball world. RIP Dikembe ❤️
Would’ve loved to hear what Masai Ujiri would’ve had to say about the impact and legacy he had for Africa. Rest in the Peace to the legendary Dikembe Mutombo.
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Me after the game yesterday…
This is so doggone funny to me. @AGiftFromTodd
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This is so doggone funny to me. @AGiftFromTodd
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"Your bill is now ready to view." Me: Okay, that don't mean I'm finna go look at it though.
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#KendrickLamar got “A minor” doin numbers it ain’t seen since Beethoven dropped the Für Elise. #notlikeus
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This did not age well, @CelticsRiley.
The NBA media realizing Anthony Edwards isn’t better than Jayson Tatum..
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Falcons gone Falcon
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Starting to shoot more for my social media. Here goes everything.
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All African shonen manga exploring west african mythology?!
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I feel like once you missed the wave by 20 years, what’s the point?
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