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God, how i abhor minors. if you are one, DNI. They call me the Martin Luther King Jr. of running people over with my car

yo dad's pants, nigga
Joined April 2018
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Sorry, my 26 followers. I'm not going to make it
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People like this are so exhausting. Ffs, grow up and socialize a bit, you creep
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Same. But as a straight guy
i miss having a boyfriend so fucking much
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Me making a profit by reporting... whatever that is, to the IRS 🥴
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Me showing bro how his moms meat curtains flapped when she queefed
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He shouldn't have been standing there 🌊
This is Kellye, Glenn's wife. Glenn passed away today.
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Feed me to the grannies at the retirement home, and I'll come back as your new dad
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(゜゜;)(。。;)(゚ω゚;)MATING PRESS RAAAAAH PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP BREEEEEEEEEEED BREEEEDINGGGGG PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
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Are you staying hydrated? Or do I need to spit in your mouth?~
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Gng where did it all go wrong 😔 I thought i had it this time
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Wait. Can the quoted get notified when they're quoted?
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If anyone looks like this irl, PleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePlease-
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Me being sexy and pulling her tampon out with my mouth before I stick my meat in
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I've yet to meet a #DDLC cosplayer that isn't overweight
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The cute femboy begging me to not send him bouncing on my cock to his girlfriend
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Me n my 20 followers (most of them bots) sippin on iced tea as we ride on segways through town with douchebag sunglasses
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When that fembussy starts squirting and you're not about to waste a single drop
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I'd hump someone's leg for half a martini
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Based Grok
"Those retarded fags ruined society so women ignore guys like me."
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