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@OgilvyPR | Previously: @SCA2_0 @grayling @MullenLoweLDN @HellowRomans | GB Epee fencer Director @BritishFencing | https://teapawt.net/t.co/74QWJEMLK6 (he/him)

Joined May 2013
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In no good book stores. kck.st/2NWiVv6
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A first century Judean watching their governor take a stand by ordering a trouble making insurrectionist to be stretched over a wooden contraption: "I really like this reformer, Pilate"
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Went to a lumber party. Slept like a log.
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The story the Ministry doesn't want you to hear
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It’s literally freezing cold and the songs 40th anniversary. How have Hall & Oates not brought out a range of fan heaters.
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Paper sizes are … cool?
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‘Guys you’re looking great I’m just going to shoot you from down here so we get that real world-domination death-to-the-poor thing going, ok? Great. 3,2,1. Brilliant. Got it.’
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Decrease your email font size by .5 each email you send in a chain. Let me know what happens.
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The most famous hermit ever was called Roger Crab. He was a hermit Crab. @nosuchthing
Blaschkas’ Sea Creatures are really cool. So cool I made some posters. Discover the depth of coolness here: atlasobscura.com/articles/th…
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. @LucyRBaker93 and I want to see your work. Forget about crafting the perfect email and just book yourself 30 mins to chat with us this (and every Friday) at 2pm. Here's the link: lnkd.in/dHSBhNfK p.s. thanks @ellieandelisa for the great idea. Talk to them too.
Adulthood is just desperately trying to recapture the thrill of a teacher letting you recalibrate a smart board
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Spot the ‘yes I’m sure I double checked the huge Tube poster’ mistake
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I want to put on a play called Aspersions just to make the casting directors job confusing
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I, a man in his late 20s working in the creative industries, have just been targeted by an ad suggesting I start a podcast. @ASA_UK this must be advertising to a vulnerable group, no?!
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Disappointed to discover Unilever’s grad scheme is not called UniLeavers
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Couldn’t have happened to two nicer people. Good luck in France @LaskarisPhillip and @AliceBurden1! That’s 2/2 for Krak @sca2_0
"An idea seasoned creative heavyweights would be proud to have come up with" - @OttilieCR. Congratulations to @3MonkeysZeno's @LaskarisPhillip and @AliceBurden1 for winning the UK Young Lions Competition! 🦁🇬🇧 Full details: ow.ly/Kwvj50IzgL1
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Tommy Curran Jones retweeted
The only april fools joke I'm here for. @CurrantJones
Love strawberries? Raspberries? Blueberries? 🍓 Look no further. Sainsbury’s brings you… 🥁 The Sainsberry. A strawb-rasp-blueb-goji-cran-berry hybrid. Your five-a-day in just one fruit. Berry impressive… don’t you think? 👀

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According to Wikipedia the lamps along the Embankment are modelled on 'either dolphin or fish'. Someone thinks this looks like a dolphin. A dolphin.
JOB TIP: Tell IT when you start that your name is Donot Reply. You will get many fewer emails.
Healthcare to scream about
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