Documenting the most cursed modernist shenanigans on the internet and real life. DMs are open for submissions
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Remember when Swann Marcus got trapped inside a crystal?
Can we do the same to Joel Berry?
I’m seeing freedom-loving Iranian exiles, Christians, and dissidents all over X cheering what Israel is doing.
We might just witness the end of the most wicked Islamist regime in modern history, and hope for scattered Iranians to return to a free Iran.
Let’s pray to that end, and pray that the U.S. doesn’t get dragged into it.
I'm still taking a break from this account, but I thought I'd at least pop in to celebrate our new Pope
I think I'm going to take an early leave for Lent, and I may not be back until much later, I don't know yet
There's a war in my soul right now, and I don't think I can keep using this account until I figure it all out
Sometimes I feel like a fraud running this account
Not to bog you down with my personal life, but there are a lot of things I desire that I know I shouldn't
Been feeling much more morally weak than usual as of late, and I could really use your prayers
Fire every single person who has ever used reddit from every government job
I don't care if they're on our side, fire them all
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Trump should use the full might of the United States to force Europeans to stop using commas as Decimal points
