25 // @MemGrizz 🏀 @NHLBruins @CardiffDevils block 1 🏒 🏳️‍🌈 also some pure motorpoint elite ice hockey league banger tweets from time to time

Swansea, Wales
Joined April 2015
It’s not even the end of preseason yet… but I feel I need to start it A THREAD OF THE WORST EIHL TWEETS - 2026-2027 EDITION (ongoing) Here. We. Go.
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Do people really think that Brandt is going to go to the ref and tell him that he wasn’t tripped? That’s like telling the teacher there’s homework due
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Panthers fans crying over that penalty call which won the devils the game… Don’t forget last season when Brendan Harris shouldn’t have been playing but then assisted the game winning goal to send them to the final
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Scratch that, Devils qualify for the semi finals as if Storm win then the worst devils can do is equal sheffields points But devils have the tiebreaker
After tonight’s results… Nottingham OUT Coventry OUT Devils, Steelers CLINCH play-in Steelers win against Storm on Wednesday means Storm will be out Essentially Storm need to beat Steelers and Devils in regulation and Coventry in any fashion to stay in
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After tonight’s results… Nottingham OUT Coventry OUT Devils, Steelers CLINCH play-in Steelers win against Storm on Wednesday means Storm will be out Essentially Storm need to beat Steelers and Devils in regulation and Coventry in any fashion to stay in
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If both Steelers and Devils win, the Devils clinch first due to the tiebreaker for regulation wins
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Imagine not travelling to Dundee so you can get an extra days rest Then you fuck it up regardless 😭😭😭
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CHALLENGE CUP QUALIFICATION (correct me if I’m wrong) Coventry go out with a loss in any fashion Guildford go out with a regulation loss Cardiff guarantee a finish above Nottingham with a win If Guildford win and Cardiff lose, Cardiff must beat Manchester to stay in (1/2)
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If Cardiff win and Guildford win, Cardiff guarantee at least the play in game due to the tiebreakers against Nottingham and Guildford
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I’d do a “haaaas anyone seen” but we somehow managed to win despite taking a hell of a beating if that makes sense
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The guy who crashed his super car on the A4232 is gonna have a rough call with insurance tomorrow 😭
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Cardiff Devils try to stay onside challenge (impossible, 99% will fail)
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Bet she’s not sleeping for 4 hours a night down in hell
When Thatcher was Prime Minister, she reportedly slept for 4 hours per night, worked up until 2am and didn’t like going on holidays. Fast forward 30+ years and our current Prime Minister has enough time to do a softball interview on LADbible and appear on Googlebox. Decline.
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Fife fans are about to have Glasgow fans begging in their DMs
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I wish we could put things on job ads like “don’t bother applying if you’re going to call in sick because of a paper cut”
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Absolutely disgusting to see the chants aimed at Brady Tkachuk last night. Hockey is a family sport, there is absolutely no place for it.
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