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Cybersecurity(SOC Analyst)—Road to CISO👩‍💻||Web 3||Realtor||Amos 9:13||Books📚||The gym is the therapy that you need!

Abuja, Nigeria
Joined October 2019
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From analyzing literature to analyzing log files👀 Turns out, my English degree wasn’t as far from cybersecurity as I thought. I wrote about the connection between close reading, critical thinking, and my journey into SOC. Read it here: medium.com/@CyberDDee/from-s…
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I can only manage number 1 Others abeg o
Pick ONE flaw you can tolerate in a partner. You have to live with it forever. 1. Always forgetting important dates 2. Poor communication 3. Being untidy 4. Having too many opposite-sex friends 5. Being too secretive 6. Having a short temper 7. Always wanting to win arguments.
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I want callership🥺 I want to ranttttttt
Today is one of those nights I want a textationship
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Ehennn Una really hate Nigerian women like this? So who are the people marrying every eke market day nau?
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capsule onboarding screens.
been working on the design of capsule with @Bolatito_uiux capsule is an app that lets you preserve letters, photos and voice notes, then revisit them at a future date. some moments deserve to be kept.🤍 more to share soon :)
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If it was TikTok it would have shown me who the person is 🤦‍♀️
LMAO. Even the one whose sister got married as a second wife in Owerri to a man that has been sponsoring their entire broke family because poverty has their father permanently in the blockus is out here contributing to the conversation? My guy, you are only in the UK today because the Ada of your family sacrificed her youth and body just to raise you useless lot. Some of you genuinely have no business talking. And when this post hits your timeline, make sure you involve yourself so I can drop every single receipt. Your father has no house of his own, your sister’s husband built him one. All of you got education because of your in-law, yet you’re still online talking down on women? I already forwarded all your posts and replies to your younger sister so she can see exactly what her only brother is doing online. Disgusting fool. 🤮
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Nothing triggers me like seeing the word “helping” in discourse about spouses doing things in their home. As a woman you are not “helping” your husband to pay bills, and as a man you are not “helping” your wife with house chores or childcare. Its your bloody responsibility
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If your man is comfortable watching you do house chores alone, he hates you. If your woman is comfortable watching you carry all the bills alone, she hates you. Anything that doesn’t involve both of you making each other’s lives easier in ALL areas is definitely not love.
Ladies using childcare and house chores as a defence. I don’t think a responsible man would complain about caring for his own children or helping around the house. Just that some women have simply lost their ability to be feminine. I won’t explain further. Don’t come for my head
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One income for daily expenditures and emergencies. The other for investments and savings. Life no really hard
And if you as a single person is paying all your bills yourself and you couple up Life should get easier and better for you and your partner not one person getting the burnt of it. Save to say you people are not kind to each other.
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AI is becoming part of everyday business operations, but it is also expanding the attack surface. Prompt injection, AI-assisted attacks, etc are risks security teams need to understand. I explored this from a SOC Analyst's perspective. Read here: medium.com/@CyberDDee/how-a-…
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The current reality on relationship pool challenges is enough proof that you do not have enough options as you think you do.
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My own take is that, as a lady living in this country, you can’t claim to love your partner and expect them to foot all the bills, unless you’re wishing them an untimely death.
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If you have ever being privy to hearing me speaking about my goals, you'd know that I am optimistically delusional 😭 😭 Do I know how? Nope Will I figure it out? Of course! Will I cry & complain? Definitely Will I get them done? Sure I am big on asking for help ooo
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Good morning ma. Is getting married because of constant mekwe a good reason?🥺
I actually need women to sit themselves down, do a deep and honest introspection and ask themselves why they want to get married. If your reasons don’t carry weight, please, abort mission because why exactly are you getting married because of food?? Why are you getting married so you can be catered for? Marriage is a whole lot. It’s a lifetime commitment that comes with lots of sacrifices. Even good marriages can overwhelm you. If your reason for getting married is tied to a man providing for you, I swear you’ll suffer because you’re not mentally prepared for what awaits you. It’s a lifetime commitment especially if children are involved. If it’s money you want, go and hustle!
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I’m the wrongest person you can ever meet if your intention is to deceive me with marriage. I’m not desperate, I’m not in a hurry, and I’m definitely not going to settle for less just because I want to get married.
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We need to stop acting like having a good partner isn't an achievement Do you know how hard it is to find a normal-behaving human in this generation??
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What did I just read😭
When I meet a new girl, her beauty is the first thing I notice. Then I pay attention to how she thinks. If there’s no intelligence behind the beauty, that is my spec
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30 plus and 40 plus men when they’re desperately looking for a wife🤣
POV: You are dating a man in his 30's😭😭😭
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Welllllll in my defense that’s a man’s job😭
Women hate to iron their clothes ehn
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He simplified IP address
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I love working, just pay me good money and give me the tools I need
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