goddammit It ain't much but it's honest penetration. Secretly Keanu
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I cannot stop thinking about how the director of Con Air's previous directing credit was 10 years earlier and it was the music video for Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up.
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If you're really tall and grim looking, there's a very good chance that people call you Lurch behind your back.
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I was getting my mail today and my neighbor asked me if I was gay and I was like “what?” He said he was only asking because of my rainbow lanyard and I was like “oh no it’s much weirder than that.”
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Can’t believe they made a statue to commemorate that time I got kicked out of Chuck E. Cheese’s
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Damn, Monday is creeping up and it's bringing its annoying siblings, Tuesday and Wednesday, with it.
It's that time again.
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