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Cyn Whyyyyyyyyyy?!

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Drinker. Drawer. Cautionary Example. She/They

 Philadelphia, PA
Joined August 2007
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Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice
Part 1 of 4 A Peanuts Comic. Once again Lucy has goaded Charlie Brown into trying to kick a football, and (as usual) she jerks the ball away at the last second, sending Charlie flying into the air. This time however Charlie lands heavily on his neck and is killed instantly.

ALT Part 1 of 4 A Peanuts Comic. Once again Lucy has goaded Charlie Brown into trying to kick a football, and (as usual) she jerks the ball away at the last second, sending Charlie flying into the air. This time however Charlie lands heavily on his neck and is killed instantly.

Part 2 of 4 Lucy kicks Charlie Brown to check if he’s dead. Which he is. Exasperated, and worried she’ll be blamed for his death, Lucy begins to drag Charlie’s now lifeless body towards the creek.

ALT Part 2 of 4 Lucy kicks Charlie Brown to check if he’s dead. Which he is. Exasperated, and worried she’ll be blamed for his death, Lucy begins to drag Charlie’s now lifeless body towards the creek.

Part 3 of 4 Lucy dumps poor ol’ Charlie Brown into the creek and watches him float away.

ALT Part 3 of 4 Lucy dumps poor ol’ Charlie Brown into the creek and watches him float away.

Part 4 of 4 Lucy heads back to Charlie Brown’s backyard to pick a fight with Snoopy in order to establish an alibi. Unfortunately a disheveled, crumpled man with a cigar is already there. “Miss, have y’seen this dog? He’s best friends with a BIRD. Can you believe that?” That’s right folks. Columbo is here to avenge Charlie Brown.

ALT Part 4 of 4 Lucy heads back to Charlie Brown’s backyard to pick a fight with Snoopy in order to establish an alibi. Unfortunately a disheveled, crumpled man with a cigar is already there. “Miss, have y’seen this dog? He’s best friends with a BIRD. Can you believe that?” That’s right folks. Columbo is here to avenge Charlie Brown.

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Of the *many* reasons why Giovanni’s Room is amazing, my current favorite is that YOU CAN BUY MY COMICS THERE NOW!! Check em out! Spend the day there! Spend your paycheck there! Books and… instagram.com/p/BklX6UYhKtq/… – at Philadelphia, PA
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Wheee I'm on the bus towards a week in Wildwood! Who wants to play "Guess What I Somehow Forgot To Pack"? #takingallbets #vacation #beach – at Philadelphia, PA
Next in our series on Odd Choices On The Dirty Franks Jukebox: instrumental jazz version of "My Favorite Things" #itsnotxmas
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There's a special kind of way white men in their 40s bop their head to 90's hiphop that just screams they're still "with it." #exceptnot #yt – at Philadelphia, PA
You might have someone who loves you, but I just sang "Zooiiiid-berg" to the tune of "Roxanne" to my cat so NOW who's pathetic?! #sob – at Philadelphia, PA
Speaking of #jukeboxselections it's kind of weird I both entered and exited the bar to the sound of Tracy Chapman's "Fast Car" #wtf #fastcar
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Gee do you think the guy drumming along on his thighs was the one who put a thom yorke solo song on the jukebox? #fuckingwhitepeople
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Never fails to amuse that I regularly drunkenly stumble thru shit people save up vacation time to see. #history #phillylife #lolpatriotism – at Philadelphia, PA
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"If you had tits you would look JUST like Betty Boop!" -random compliment from an older lady at this bar. #sure #bettyboop #humancartoon – at Philadelphia, PA
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I'm fucking done. I fucking hate everything. He's a fucking coward and so am I. (14/14) – at Philadelphia, PA
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I should have busted his fucking kneecaps. (13/?) – at Philadelphia, PA
And I'm walking home now feeling small and shitty and ineffectual. (12/?) – at Philadelphia, PA
We carry all this fucking rage and hurt and indignity because we know it's not strong enough to overpower some men's bullshit. (11/?) – at Philadelphia, PA
And I eventually relented. Because it's not fucking worth it. (10/?) – at Philadelphia, PA
And quickly three different women came up to me to calm me down. To tell me "it's okay, you know it's not worth it." (9/?) – at Philadelphia, PA
And I kept fucking screaming iterations of that. "Look me in the face and tell me I deserved to get raped." (8/?) – at Philadelphia, PA
I screamed over his bullshit religious hateful tracts "I was fucking raped look me in the eye & tell me I deserved it you pieceOfShit."(7/?) – at Philadelphia, PA
I rode my bike around the corner and an extra block just to be in front of him and I screamed in his face "I was raped motherfucker". (6/?) – at Philadelphia, PA
But it wasn't enough. The white couple behind me clapped at what I was saying and it wasn't the fuck enough (5/?) – at Philadelphia, PA
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