DECAGON

According to my calculations as a full-time masturbator with over 9 years of field experience, no. Let MT = Masturbation Time and SIT = Sexual Intercourse Time. Given: MT = 2 minutes. Now, assuming you've been using lubricant and not operating under Sahara Desert conditions, your projected SIT should be somewhere between 37.5 and 48.2 seconds. Why? Because your equation is missing several important variables: • Woman Wetness (WW) • Vaginal Grip (VG) • Heat Multiplier (HM) • Adrenaline Coefficient (AC) • "Omo, this thing is actually happening" Factor (OTHIAHF) After applying these variables to the Decagon Formula, your time reduces significantly. However... If you've been doing dry-hand training all these years, then the shock of warmth, wetness, and the fact that another human being is involved may reduce your SIT to approximately 19.6–25.7 seconds. Therefore: MT = 2 minutes (with lubricant) → SIT = 37.5–48.2 seconds MT = 2 minutes (dry hand) → SIT = 19.6–25.7 seconds. Yours sincerely, DECAGON BSc. Applied Masturbation Mathematics (AMM) Department of Theoretical Ejaculatory Physics

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