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All my views are my own and are usually wrong. #LTFC

Dublin/Westoning/London
Joined August 2011
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And people say Politicians are out of touch with reality.
"It was just a man... standing in front of a pool, asking you to love it." Watch @kasie's take on President Trump's closing midterm message. ⬇️
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Chop it up so it can be sold for an inflated price to the same owners or people closely linked to them, so you can pass PSR for another season.
From the start of the 2026/27 season, Chelsea's Under-21s and Under-19s squads will be known as Cobham Next Gen (CNG) under head coach Harry Hudson!

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3,528 days later, the Falkner curse is finally broken! #LTFC
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GAME POSTPONED 🚨 We have been informed by the league that Tomorrow’s game against Cuffley must be postponed due to the Eclipse that is due to take place as we don’t have any floodlights 🌑 The fixture will be rearranged to be played at a later date 📆 #AFCT #MoreThanFootball
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How good is this? 🎥 - IG/alexwaters.media teapawt.net/StokeyyG2/status/20771…
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Replying to @HLTCO
Look at where the Mexican players play. Look at your squad value and calm the fuck down.
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Rob Falkner retweeted
“FIFA can confirm that approximately 60 FIFA World Cup 2026 fans received a communication on Wednesday, 3 June regarding tickets that had been allocated at no charge (0 USD) due to a prior payment issue during the checkout process. The tickets requested by these fans remain reserved, and the affected fans have been invited to complete payment of the correct amount. FIFA regrets the error and any inconvenience caused.”
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Anyone with any knowledge of English football history will know that it is ridiculous for Southampton’s chief executive, Phil Parsons, to claim that their expulsion from the Championship play-offs is a bigger punishment than the 30-point deduction imposed on Luton Town in 2008 which led to relegation and almost throttled the life out of the club. Absolutely no comparison and completely weakens Southampton’s attempted argument that being thrown out of the play-offs is “manifestly disproportionate to every previous sanction in the history of the English game”. There is some good stuff in Parsons’ statement: accepting culpability for Spygate, apologising to those clubs they spied on and apologising to their fans “whose extraordinary loyalty and support this season deserved better from the club”. Well said. But… the rules changed since Leeds United’s “similar offence” in 2019, there is no right to the £200m (it’s not a fine), and to play the whataboutery game and make the comparison with the Hatters is, fittingly, mad. Southampton’s reputation is certainly damaged but at least their very existence is not at risk. #SaintsFC #LTFC
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I was just thinking fair play to Arsenal, go on to twitter and this is the first thing I see.
This has been the worst game ever as a content creator SEE YOU IN BUDAPEST🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬
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🇳🇱 What a tribute… Carla, a laundry worker for 27 years at Dutch club Go Ahead Eagles, was honored with a tifo and pre-game presentation last night, before she retires at the end of the season 👏 Sometimes football is brilliant 🥹
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Call me old fashioned, but there is no need for a triple change at 1-0 up #LTFC
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I’d be tempted to start an orange cone at the back over some of our defenders #LTFC
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Anywhere else on the pitch, the ref gives this every single time. Not a fan of Bothroyd, but Dermot Gallagher has a great skill of being the most unlikeable man in every conversation he’s in.
🗣️ "That's why I'm a referee and you're not" 🗣️ "I actually think it's a foul by Rodri" Jay Bothroyd and Dermot Gallagher clash when discussing Rodri's claim for a penalty after a tackle from Elliot Anderson in the closing stages.
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Replying to @LutonTown
It don’t get much better than that!! Great window full of gnarly trades. Now’s the time to kick some ball. Get out onto that field like it’s a brand new dawn. It’s time, for the hats to shine. #GoHats
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There’s a lad for Portsmouth, Alli. Goal and an assist yesterday, would be good if we could pull that one off #LTFC
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Another player supposedly not good enough for us, but is good enough for a team in the league above 🤔
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Good lad Archie, don’t suppose he can bat and has an English grandparent by any chance? This post is just another reason why cricket is so great, wouldn’t see this in many other sports 🏏
This is Archie. Archie was diagnosed with a heart condition at birth, and underwent open-heart surgery at three months old. He has since undergone four heart surgeries, and 17 surgeries in total. In 2018, he was named honorary co-captain of the Australian cricket team as they took on India. Archie was granted his dream by Cricket Australia and the Make-A-Wish Foundation charity. Despite being a proud Australian, he has a soft spot for the Barmy Army and spent some time in our section, surrounded by members who welcomed him in with open arms! Archie, you are an inspiration to us all ❤️
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Delighted Sheffield Wednesday have finally gotten rid of him. Is there a bigger red flag than putting your own name on the seats though, the self indulgence of it.
Less than an hour after it was announced Sheffield Wednesday were put into administration, the seats with Chansiri’s name on them are already being torn out of the North stand at Hillsborough. 😍
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I’m normally the last to say a manager has to go, I even stood by Dickie Dosh when he was abusing our own fans, but I don’t see any value in keeping Bloomfield around #LTFC
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