John Smiths and cheese fan. I once had a paper cut on my bellend and passed out. Don't judge me.
Cambridgeshire
Joined October 2009
- Tweets11.8K
- Following464
- Followers476
- Likes67.4K
Djsoapytitwank retweeted
Imagine putting together an entire halftime show based off of one woman doing a cover of Thunderstruck on xylophone……and having it KICK TOTAL ASS!
Djsoapytitwank retweeted
I want to do a simple survey...
Do you think Brexit has been a success?
I'll publish the result on Friday.
31%Yes
69%No
30,285 votes • Final results
I used to dread walking under Horse Chestnut trees in the autumn, but after some therapy I've managed to conker it.
Djsoapytitwank retweeted
Only three areas in the UK generate a net fiscal surplus- they raise more in taxes than they spend. London, the South East and the East of England.
England would no longer send its taxes to;
Scotland: £14 billion
Wales; £16 billion
N Ireland: £11 billion
An African lady called Betty came into my restaurant and asked "Is there any chicken on the menu?"
I replied "No black Betty, it's ham or lamb."
Djsoapytitwank retweeted
Number of Jews in Egypt: 10 (total population: 100 million)
Jordan: 0 (10M)
Saudi Arabia: 0 (34M)
Lebanon: 100 (7M)
Syria: 0 (17M)
Iraq: 4 (39M)
Iran: 8,300 (83M)
Number of Arabs in Israel: 1.9M (9M), with full civil rights.
But sure, Israel is the apartheid state.
