But do you take it in the shitter?

Bruh, even if there were Jewish victims - so tf what? ITS LITERAL VICTIMS OF HUMAN TRAFFICKING, RAPE & CHILD SEXUAL ABUSE

Ethan Klein had a weird dynamic with his wife and the "Babysitter" 👀🍿

please don't tell my wife I still listen to weird al yankovic

You peasants won't like this but I'm right: Women should have sex with men at the gym.

Can we talk about Ilhan Omar for a second? What’s her real name? Why did she share the same name as her husband before they married? Who’s her baby daddy? And who’s her actual daddy? Because none of this adds up the way it should.

A crocodile in Burundi reportedly ate up to 300 people. Researchers tried to catch him with a 30-foot steel cage, and still came home empty-handed. His name was Gustave, a Nile crocodile estimated to measure around 20 feet. The 2004 documentary Capturing the Killer Croc followed Patrice Faye’s attempt to capture him. Bait failed. Snares caught smaller crocodiles. Finally, the team put a live goat inside the cage and watched through a camera. Then a storm knocked the camera out. By morning, the cage was partly submerged and the goat was gone. There was no footage explaining what happened, and no Gustave.

Jesus was Jewish. His mother was Jewish. His disciples were Jewish. The roots of Christianity are deeply intertwined with the history of the Jewish people. As antisemitism continues to rear its ugly head, we must never forget the lessons of history. That's why I introduced Senate Bill 127, requiring Holocaust education in Pennsylvania schools. Remember our roots. Teach our history. Reject antisemitism. Learn more: palegis.us/legislation/bills…

No. I’m not “scapegoating” AIPAC. You support Trump's illegal war in Iran. Americans don’t. You want taxpayers to spend billions funding the Israeli government. Americans don’t. Your super PAC is spending $9 million to defeat Abdul because he opposes your agenda. Unacceptable.

Rumpelstiltskin is the story of a young woman who gives blood libel rights over her first-born child to a tiny man in exchange for gold She regrets her decision and ultimately destroys the man by simply naming him It’s truly top tier anti-Semitic literature

hear me out...

New PFP 👀

I want to have a baby with @ElizabethHolmes so we can give it to “the industry”. Then I can finally get in “the club”, have enough time and money to travel and perform until I can hone my skills and finally become a paid comedian. #HeelTurn #Rumpelstiltskin

Let me catch you up: Universal Basic Income is a propaganda tool that’s used to push a population into communism. It works like this: You are broke. You want a soda. It costs 1 dollar. So you can’t afford it. UBI gives you that dollar. But the shop will then raise the soda to $1.50. Do you understand? Still NO soda because UBI does not control prices or inflation. Your landlord will just raise the rent to include the UBI amount and you’ll still be broke. You cry about inflation taking your UBI? The Government reacts by cracking down saying they’ll control prices from now on and set limits. That’s literally communism. They give you your money. They tell you your work. They take your work and give it away for free. You work for the Government or you get shot. Period. But all that money being used to fund the UBI program has to come from somewhere? The Middle Class will be culled and their assets used to fund it. Any survivors will be absorbed by the now peasant class which can’t survive without UBI. So the Elite get richer by telling us they want to lift the poorest out of poverty. But those of us who worked out entire lives to own our cars, houses and farms will be stripped of it to feed the laziest people in America. Best of all they will tell you they are Making America Great while impoverishing you. Are you ready to Rebel yet America or what? Or do you want the bugs. 🐞

The term “Shylock” is rooted in a longstanding antisemitic stereotype. Regardless of intent, its use can reinforce harmful tropes about Jews and normalize language that has long been used to target the Jewish community.