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Missus — LA FANTINA@DEVILISHDERBYSep 9

ㅤ 𝗗𝗢𝗩𝗘 L’ORO PARLA, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ OGNI LINGUA 𝙏𝘼𝘾𝙀 → #outlastrp . #outlast .

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Missus — LA FANTINA@DEVILISHDERBYOct 28

Maah, how serious do you want it to be?

‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ͡ ᵇᶦ𝚕𝚎 ‍‍ ׁ ‍‍DRIVER.@splatterchristOct 28

Well— Well, uh, let’s see. I’ve got a couple, I guess.

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Missus — LA FANTINA@DEVILISHDERBYOct 28

Go on. I’ll, ehh— hear you out.

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Missus — LA FANTINA@DEVILISHDERBYOct 28

Charity work for the dying? You’re lucky I’m such a generous woman.

‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ͡ ᵇᶦ𝚕𝚎 ‍‍ ׁ ‍‍DRIVER.@splatterchristOct 28

I’m, uh, a little old, but— But you’re s’posed to get whatever the fuck you want, like a— A last wish, sorta thing.

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Missus — LA FANTINA@DEVILISHDERBYOct 28

What would be your wish, then?

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Missus — LA FANTINA@DEVILISHDERBYOct 28

Enlighten me.

‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ͡ ᵇᶦ𝚕𝚎 ‍‍ ׁ ‍‍DRIVER.@splatterchristOct 28

I’m ill in general. Ever heard of Make-a-Wish?

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Missus — LA FANTINA@DEVILISHDERBYOct 28

Do you normally look like you’re going to be ill from excitement?

‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ͡ ᵇᶦ𝚕𝚎 ‍‍ ׁ ‍‍DRIVER.@splatterchristOct 28

Hi. Hahhah. Hi. Gosh.

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Missus — LA FANTINA@DEVILISHDERBYOct 28

This is a tragedy. Especially when I’m right here. 😕

‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ͡ ᵇᶦ𝚕𝚎 ‍‍ ׁ ‍‍DRIVER.@splatterchristOct 28

I've never seen a beautiful older woman before. I don't believe they exist. Haha.

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Missus — LA FANTINA retweeted

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ꪻ͟ ʳ͟ᵉ͟ˢ͟ⁱ͟ˢ𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞…@escqpistOct 26

Image from ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ꪻ͟ ʳ͟ᵉ͟ˢ͟ⁱ͟ˢ𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞… (@escqpist)

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ꪻ͟ ʳ͟ᵉ͟ˢ͟ⁱ͟ˢ𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞…@escqpistOct 26

we’re ⠀ ⠀gonna ⠀ ⠀ 𝘽͟𝙐͟𝙍͟𝙉 ⠀ ⠀ 𝔪urkoff ⠀ ⠀ to ⠀ ⠀ the ⠀ ⠀ ━━━╾─GROUND.xn--6ii

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Missus — LA FANTINA@DEVILISHDERBYOct 27

This cannot be who is running this whole thing.

◞ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑 ⸝⸝@projectlathesOct 26

⠀ ⠀⠀i've pissed everywhere. ⠀

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Missus — LA FANTINA@DEVILISHDERBYOct 26

Why are there 30 something scientists cowering in my trial right now. And why are there alarms going off. 🧍‍♀️

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Missus — LA FANTINA@DEVILISHDERBYOct 26

You want me to, ehh— play pretend? Act like I despise you? Pollyanna. [ A short, stilted chuckle, as she watches the doctor take her hand in her’s. When she realizes she’s not joking, she inhales sharply, brown eyes boring into the lenses of her tinted glasses. ]

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ︎ ︎ 𝚄𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁 、‍ ‍ ‍ ‍˘‍ ‍ nul͟l .@bIacksitesOct 26

Yes— Yes. Exactly. ( Her hands brought down on Marcille’s shoulders; she’s dipping her head like she intends to press her forehead to the other woman’s. ) It will be fun. To pretend. To flaunt our hatred for one another. Indulge it, I promise—

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Missus — LA FANTINA@DEVILISHDERBYOct 26

I don’t know if that’s my idea of fun, tesera. [ She twists her hand to instead grasp at Pollyanna’s, using both hands to cradle her’s. Her thumb brushes against the cool leather of her new gloves. ] But— bah. If you’re sure it would be beneficial, I will do it.

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Missus — LA FANTINA@DEVILISHDERBYOct 26

I’ve got a, ehh— what’s the term? [ Marcille brings the doctor’s hand to her lips, pressing a kiss to her knuckles. ] In gambling? Baha! Ah, nevermind. I can pretend. I’ve got many years of practice.

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Missus — LA FANTINA retweeted

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ︎ ︎ 𝚄𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁 、‍ ‍ ‍ ‍˘‍ ‍ nul͟l .@bIacksitesOct 26

/ more Active on my reagent @splatterchrist right now!!!! Come Find Me There

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Missus — LA FANTINA@DEVILISHDERBYOct 26

[ There’s a long stretch of silence, broken only by the timid clinking of metal as the Prime works the bit in her mouth. ] Of course. [ Despite her blunt statement, she doesn’t sound terribly bitter. Disappointed, maybe, but only because this need for professionalism was—

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ︎ ︎ 𝚄𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁 、‍ ‍ ‍ ‍˘‍ ‍ nul͟l .@bIacksitesOct 25

Marcille, we can't be acting like we've been rubbing elbows. It would— It would do the both of us very poorly. ... They are intimidated by you, yes. Also that.

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Missus — LA FANTINA@DEVILISHDERBYOct 26

ruining her fun. Regardless, she recognized Pollyanna’s caution. To ignore it would be unwise; She needed to be on the doctor’s good side. For politics. ] I don’t mean to overstep. A healthy level of, ehh… apprehension is necessary for all parties, yes? Me, you, and your team.

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Missus — LA FANTINA@DEVILISHDERBYOct 25

This bit is destroying my teeth.

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Missus — LA FANTINA@DEVILISHDERBYOct 25

Do you? They’re quiet. Like little field mice. Bwahah! Are they intimidated by me? Or is it more, eh, protocol? That makes me sad.

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ︎ ︎ 𝚄𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁 、‍ ‍ ‍ ‍˘‍ ‍ nul͟l .@bIacksitesOct 25

I have a team of scientists with me. Does that answer your question?

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Missus — LA FANTINA@DEVILISHDERBYOct 25

Oh, cazzo. I dread, ehh— duo trials. I’m ill enough just hearing about him. Bah. So, a precaution then? You know I don’t bite.

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ︎ ︎ 𝚄𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁 、‍ ‍ ‍ ‍˘‍ ‍ nul͟l .@bIacksitesOct 25

Franco bites. If I can stop him at my arms then he’ll never get to my chest.

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Missus — LA FANTINA@DEVILISHDERBYOct 25

Mah, is that really necessary?

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ︎ ︎ 𝚄𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁 、‍ ‍ ‍ ‍˘‍ ‍ nul͟l .@bIacksitesOct 25

Yes. I’m wearing new gloves just for you. All the way up to my elbows.

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