the misery’s warlock.

s-seriously, why pay so much attention to me? what’s the fun in that? knock it off with that grin, geez… weirdo……

yes [he’s actually allergic.]

saveme

📸 there was a cat that was so shy and was hiding under the chairs of the cat cafe and i was like “girl me too 😞” anyways look at this cutie!!

yeah. s-tier beginner set ngl

i was literally born with these. spawn rng issue

i don’t have time for larping??? what do you think i am, unemployed????

c-c-cosplay? me??? um….. i’m a not a larper…..

cogs…. that’s. actually super duper cool, like, omega cool.

large warforged…. who can transform……. wait EEK who are YOU?!?

WHAT THE—?!? [shocked. face. emoji. he could not believe his eyes at all.] h-how— how did you do that?! what kind of magic o-or machinery is that?!?!!?!

i think i’m losing it

autobot….? what kind of group is that? [he backs off slightly, ear twitch.] what are you even *made* of..? i-i don’t sense magic from you, yet you look like a warforged.. mixed with a goliath of sort.

[to say that he was nervous was an understatement, looking up at the robot with a squeeze of his staff.] um.. u-uh..

oh gods, people.

ugh.. what day is it?

📸 lowkey forgot to write here, zend help