@DFallprey

Human Biology Adjunct (Feral) Professor | Author of Fall Prey: The Hunt | I cordially invite Stephanie Meyer to kiss my posterior

 Seymour, MO
fallprey.com
Joined September 2019
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I don't know about the Navy football team calling themselves the Midshipmen. I mean, terrifying isn't it? They're the freakin' US Navy, shouldn't they be calling themselves the Leviathan or something along those lines?
How's this for a tweet? Hey, Dorcy, YOU SUCK! Change the algorithm.
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Maybe I should have told him what plans I have with his mother this evening.
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I'll clarify before anyone freaks out. I would do nothing other than show his mother a good time. Whatever else happened would be on her.
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I'll be impressed if this gets deleted. I'm too low on the scale to waste their time on.
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Replying to @sociokathy
We need to start a #changethealgorithm campaign
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Dallas Massey retweeted
Morbius
@MorbiusMovie2 Nov 2021
The line between hero and villain will be broken. Watch the new trailer for #MORBIUS, starring @JaredLeto as the enigmatic Marvel legend. See it exclusively in movie theaters this January.
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G@dismntlthesystm20 Oct 2021
Replying to @tacobell
Bring it back
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My debut novel Fall Prey: The Hunt is now available for pre-order as an EBook on Amazon today. You can also go to my blog site fallprey.com/ to read the blurb or sample Chapter 3.
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Tom Gauld@tomgauld15 Nov 2020
for yesterday’s @guardianreview
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Stephen Herzog@sherzogNL24 Sep 2020
And here's an odd one from @HKeeganNL today. How a small-town Ozarks city clerk helped launder money for a Mexican drug organization news-leader.com/story/news/c…

How a small-town Ozarks city clerk helped launder money for a Mexican drug organization

There were 14 people indicted in connection with the drug trafficking conspiracy.

news-leader.com
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Tom Gauld@tomgauld16 Sep 2020
'How we communicate with the computer in our laboratory' - I've just added this and a few other drawings to my site: tomgauld.com/art-for-sale
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The chaotic energy emanating from this man
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Harrison Keegan@HkeeganSDC6 Jul 2020
Let’s goooooo
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter6 Jul 2020
Chiefs and QB Patrick Mahomes have reached agreement on a 10-year -- 10-year! -- contract extension that ties him to Kansas City through the 2031 season, league sources tell ESPN.
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Original joke Background: Wild rabbits are hindgut fermenters and practice autocoprophagy (eat their own excrement). Here's the joke: 2 rabbits are pooping in the woods. One turns to the other and says "Are you going to eat that?" #humor #jokes
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I didn't say it was a good joke. Also, you don't usually see (or at least that's my impression) autocoprophagy in domesticated rabbits. Probably has something to do with regular feedings.
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Ross Tucker
@RossTuckerNFL8 Jun 2020
As you would say, @RexChapman, "this is the Twitter content I'm here for." 👍👊💪
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