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Former Film student @AberUni @warwickuni. Huge #AFOL, @WBA STH, cricket & Disney obsessed. Tweeting bollocks. Writer of nonsense & twaddle. Legacy member of ATF

The Bat Cave, B'ham, England
Joined August 2009
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Since I’m currently feeling very smiley & incredibly nostalgic, I’m going to bore you all once again with my epic (I think it’s epic anyway) #Frasier story aka the moment my soul left my body: 1/
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My Dad wants me to leave my Mom’s engagement ring at home but with my Nan’s wedding ring on top of it, the only way they will come off (especially in any heat) is if someone cuts my finger off! And she wore it there every year without stressing about it so I’m doing the same.
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I FOUND A PAIR OF JEANS!!! Now to do four weeks worth of washing in a few days! I want to take my Nasty Woman t-shirt with me again but my Mom was always concerned I was going to get into a fight by wearing it.
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If you were me, back in February 2026 with everything that was going on, where would you have put all the jeans you own? Answers on a postcard!
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€602?! (Β£503) Who came up with that random ass sum? Such a harsh punishment is definitely going to stop them from doing it again in the future! What the actual fuck?!
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Albion give money to charity: 2 point deduction Wrexham field two ineligible players: Small fine
Wrexham have been fined Β£75,000 - of which Β£25,000 is suspended - by the English Football League (EFL) after two incidents of fielding ineligible players this season.
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Nothing ruins a game of football on the TV more quickly than Sam fucking Matterface!
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Can I have help from a real adult please? I’ve never had to make a list of essentials (& some β€œjust in case” medicine items) to buy before going on holiday because my Mom always made a list when we went away together. To ensure I don’t forget anything, what do I need to buy?
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As I have such issues with sunscreen on my face, I haven’t used any in decades & usually hide under my cap But since Dad is being treated for Melanoma & although Mom’s death certificate says breast cancer, she had Melanoma 1st which spread, so I should try to protect myself more
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Just because right now I have no desire to see the next decade, people keep telling me that’ll change eventually so I need to try and protect my ugly mug in case that turns out to be true. So what emergency medication do I need to take with me just in case?
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