
Former Film student @AberUni @warwickuni. Huge #AFOL, @WBA STH, cricket & Disney obsessed. Tweeting bollocks. Writer of nonsense & twaddle. Legacy member of ATF
The Bat Cave, B'ham, England
Joined August 2009
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Since Iβm currently feeling very smiley & incredibly nostalgic, Iβm going to bore you all once again with my epic (I think itβs epic anyway) #Frasier story aka the moment my soul left my body: 1/
Film No 299 is: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) #DisneyWorld
Film No 387 is: #HarryPotter and The Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) #UniversalOrlando #ForbiddenJourney #EscapeFromGringotts #BattleAtTheMinistry #HogwartsExpress #FlightOfTheHippogriff #HagridsMagicalCreaturesMotorbikeAdventure
Film No 388 is: #HarryPotter and The Goblet of Fire (2005) #UniversalOrlando #ForbiddenJourney #EscapeFromGringotts #BattleAtTheMinistry #HogwartsExpress #FlightOfTheHippogriff #HagridsMagicalCreaturesMotorbikeAdventure
My Dad wants me to leave my Momβs engagement ring at home but with my Nanβs wedding ring on top of it, the only way they will come off (especially in any heat) is if someone cuts my finger off! And she wore it there every year without stressing about it so Iβm doing the same.
I FOUND A PAIR OF JEANS!!!
Now to do four weeks worth of washing in a few days!
I want to take my Nasty Woman t-shirt with me again but my Mom was always concerned I was going to get into a fight by wearing it.
If you were me, back in February 2026 with everything that was going on, where would you have put all the jeans you own?
Answers on a postcard!
β¬602?! (Β£503) Who came up with that random ass sum? Such a harsh punishment is definitely going to stop them from doing it again in the future! What the actual fuck?!
Can I have help from a real adult please?
Iβve never had to make a list of essentials (& some βjust in caseβ medicine items) to buy before going on holiday because my Mom always made a list when we went away together.
To ensure I donβt forget anything, what do I need to buy?
As I have such issues with sunscreen on my face, I havenβt used any in decades & usually hide under my cap
But since Dad is being treated for Melanoma & although Momβs death certificate says breast cancer, she had Melanoma 1st which spread, so I should try to protect myself more















