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⠀ i’m this close to programming a buffet to visit before or after meals . ⠀

⠀ 😔 missing food that doesn’t have the same consistency as creamed corn right now . ⠀

⠀ and i thought i’d never see the day you develop any kind of feelings except hate towards humans . not trying to be , y’know ... too rude here , but you gotta understand how odd it is to hear that . ⠀

⠀ ... really ? you ? talk about a surprise . ⠀

⠀ // asking a simp himself for the definition is terrible LMAO ⠀

⠀ it’s a term for really liking someone , i guess ? you’d do anything for them , you talk about them a lot ... ⠀

⠀ ... what ? ⠀

⠀ i’m keeping my mouth shut during this simp talk . 😶 ⠀

⠀ yeah ! ... listen , i’m uh ... i’m sorry for calling you a senior , by the way . didn’t really mean for others to hear that anyways . getting called a kid gets annoying when that’s all everyone , or ... almost everyone , calls me . ⠀

⠀ you really think they’d just add an update to call up peasants ? come on , neo . there’s GOTTA be more to it . did you notice anything else new to him recently ? anything at all ? ⠀

⠀ " and you think i care ? ... sure , fine , people my age are usually classified as kids . it's normal for a young adult to be called a kid , everyone knows that , but that doesn't make it respectful . " ⠀

⠀ oh come on ! you wouldn't really do that to me , would you ? i'd have to install surveillance in my room , check my clothes and food all the times ... ⠀

⠀ but why would they upgrade , well ... 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 into him ? it seems kinda pointless to me . ... unless there's more to it , like additions to their system other than that . ⠀

⠀ " twenty is young , i know , but to call me a 𝘬𝘪𝘥 ? " his tongue clicks, giving his head a shake. " it's just disrespectful . " ⠀

⠀ —hold on . you're ... not gonna tell her i basically called the entire ship seniors , right ? this is just between you and me ? ⠀

⠀ oh , i know ! i'd probably be dead if they ever heard me call them anything along the lines of senior , tank too ! ⠀