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underwater hunter turned EVP of business development

inside the beltway
Joined June 2011
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stolen funny joke ... Planet 1: dude, haven’t seen you in a while, you look down Planet 2: yeh dude, bad case of the homo sapiens Planet 1: don’t worry, it doesn’t last long
i guess #impeachNow wasn’t polling well, so now we’re at #ImpeachmentInquiryNow = some weak S
Opening an impeachment inquiry is not an act we should undertake out of political expediency. It is something we should do to uphold the rule of law and Constitution of the United States.
provost kicking off NVC #gwconnect
#gwconnect crowd is gathering for NVC final !!!
#nytimes is horrifying - can’t even report basketball right #heyheyuva
there is no such thing as a ‘bush’ - RESIST - yes, misses Addams
Bish of @JunksRadio: "I wouldn't have to have (Adrian Peterson) on my team" for 2019. #Redskins bit.ly/2DXMW9w
How many 2BB$ franchises do you own ?
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as long as sponge bob is set in a dumpster
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The Roosevelt Bridge!! Maybe someone will buy constitution ave and washington monument too
Replying to @ByronYork
Is anyone shocked at this behavior? If they are, I have a bridge to sell them!
Replying to @ArielDumas
This is the first time I’ve ever responded on Twitter. It is my fervent hope that this ruins your personal and professional career. May you rot on the vine!
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the mob has spoken
The last couple of weeks have been hard for the country and for me personally. The complexity of frustration, anger and sadness can’t be accurately conveyed on twitter, and I regret my tone-deaf attempt at sarcasm in the wake of it.
one word reply: PRESEASON
I was completely, totally, 100% wrong about Adrian Peterson.
providence? shanghai? meh. my bigger gripe was that @united set expectations for 2 earlier deliveries via SURLY staff that never came through
Replying to @DJMRUNFAST @united
Simple mistake...right?
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on day 6, still no bag
Replying to @DJMRUNFAST
They lost your bag?!?
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The subtitle of my trip of a lifetime is now “Shanghai by dirty socks and underwear”;$150 limit on replacement clothing is just ridiculous
#UnitedJourneyContest - third promise of bag delivery due at 1 AM on day 6 of 10-day trip of a life time - at least i again socks and dry shoes