stolen funny joke ...
Planet 1: dude, haven’t seen you in a while, you look down
Planet 2: yeh dude, bad case of the homo sapiens
Planet 1: don’t worry, it doesn’t last long
dave retweeted
Elijah Cummings must step aside as chairman & criminal investigations must be launched; he must also release his tax returns, accountant records & bank information. washingtonexaminer.com/polit…
i guess #impeachNow wasn’t polling well, so now we’re at #ImpeachmentInquiryNow = some weak S
Opening an impeachment inquiry is not an act we should undertake out of political expediency.
It is something we should do to uphold the rule of law and Constitution of the United States.
there is no such thing as a ‘bush’ - RESIST - yes, misses Addams
Bish of @JunksRadio: "I wouldn't have to have (Adrian Peterson) on my team" for 2019. #Redskins bit.ly/2DXMW9w
The Roosevelt Bridge!! Maybe someone will buy constitution ave and washington monument too
Replying to @ByronYork
Is anyone shocked at this behavior? If they are, I have a bridge to sell them!
dave retweeted
Replying to @ArielDumas
This is the first time I’ve ever responded on Twitter. It is my fervent hope that this ruins your personal and professional career. May you rot on the vine!
providence? shanghai? meh. my bigger gripe was that @united set expectations for 2 earlier deliveries via SURLY staff that never came through
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The subtitle of my trip of a lifetime is now “Shanghai by dirty socks and underwear”;$150 limit on replacement clothing is just ridiculous
#UnitedJourneyContest - third promise of bag delivery due at 1 AM on day 6 of 10-day trip of a life time - at least i again socks and dry shoes














