DJ SPOOGY

When people say "I wont tell anyone" They really mean they bestfriend doesnt count.. True or Nah??

flappy bird is like the new angry bird except this time i am the angry one

Do u ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot?? Not Me lol

*When my name's on a Math problem* Whole class: *Stares at me* Me: That's right bitches. I bought 300 watermelons Lol

You deserve more than you settle for. Agreed?? #TheBoss

Take time each day to recognize and connect with the things that that make you grateful and keep you humble #TheBoss

It's not what happens, but your reaction to it that matters..

When 1 black person run, we ALL run. You will not hear a "why are we running or what are we running from" until AFTER that one person STOPS

Black parents at cookouts be like: “YOU BETTER EAT WHILE WE HERE CAUSE I AIN’T COOKING WHEN WE GET HOME” lol

Why WOULDN'T you wear a condom when they got that sh-t called "Kids" going around?? Lmao #JustJoking

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode. Lol

When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.. #Facts

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You have to wonder... The guy who discovered milk, what was he doing to that cow??? Lmao

Teacher: Does anyone else have any questions about astronomy? Me:How big is Uranus? Teacher: OUT!

Older I get = Less people I trust 2MORROW IS MY #BDAY

Right now you have 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support, and you're scrolling with your thumb. Lol

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We all have a friend that only gets called by their nickname, and it sounds weird to even say their real name.. EX: SPOOGY lol

I am constantly making the decision between being a good person or being a sarcastic asshole. #Facts