Knoxville, TN
Joined September 2011
Denzel Valentine is the worst player in NBA history. A thread:
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Recording tonight!
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New month, new theme! It’s October, so that means Spooky Szn™️!
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Day 27: Halloween (2007)
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Day 28: Halloween II (2009)
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Seminole Wind is what @DMFrank_ gets after his ninth hotdog from the state fair.
Today I issued an Executive Order designating “Seminole Wind” by John Anderson as the official anthem of Florida. I have also directed the @FLSecofState to erect historic markers in the City of Apopka depicting John Anderson’s contribution to Florida’s heritage. In addition, I have tasked @FLDEPNews to work with the @SJRWMD to designate wildlife drive and trail system within Lake Apopka North Shore as the John Anderson Wildlife Drive and Trail System.
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🚨 Pat McAfee GOES OFF on the University of Utah 😳 He says he’s never felt so uncomfortable, even bringing up what happened at UVU last year. “I did not enjoy the University of Utah.” HOLY SMOKES 💀
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This week’s movie review will be 2004’s The Village! Drop your questions and comments below!
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“Today is a day for exotic animals. I just passed a dead armadillo” - @DMFrank_ Is an armadillo and exotic animal yes or no
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45 at the half. I’m so back.
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Michael Jordan isn’t available. Who’s your favorite Chicago Bull of all time?
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This is libel. Lawsuit coming your way #soon.
There’s hella hot dogs at our pre-tailgate tailgate. What @DMFrank_ did is illegal in 48 countries. I just witnessed a CRIME.
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RT this if you want @DMFrank_ and I to record us beating @justinfdoyle298’s ass on Saturday. (Jonesboro or nasty Newport, it’s happening)
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