I am an agent of Chaos in your otherwise orderly realm. I have a hockey mask and a questionable moral code. Si vis libertas para bellum. Libertas seu mortem.
There.... I live There.
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I am agent of Chaos, Glorious Chaos, from which is birthed Change, which, if nurtured carefully becomes Progress, the standard by which the Growth of any individual, organization or even species are measured.
Face it, people, Darwin was right, Chaos IS good for us.
Chimapzes collaborate with Ozzy Osbourne woulda been just as accurate you damn simiaphobes. I'm just saying.
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Google Goblins Comic...
I will never look at a sharp stick the same way again.
If you wrap a pile of dog shit up like a Christmas present, it still isn't anything anyone wants to find under a tree.
Good. Whatever it takes to wipe those shit stains from the face of the Earth.
It cannot happen fast enough.
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The Canadian people should take note of this. Carney is talking his ass into a hole that might be difficult to get out of.
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A player used passwall on a castle wall to create a shallow pit, then cast wall of force over the hole he'd made. He cast a maximized, empowered fireball behind it, then dropped the wall of force to create a back draft that knocked the armored tax collectors coach off the road.
I once had a lizardman swashbuckler based on a frilled lizard and named him Ignacious "Iggy" Brightscale...
No, he didn't live long once the barbarian started to rage.
The "Truth" according to Old Joe Pedo, the Magic Wigro*...
* He's a white bitch that violated the constitution for brown criminals from other countries just like a black man did. It's racist to not believe he's honest and genuine.
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Don't forget the big fuckin funbags to distract the barbarians and counter their rage bonuses...
Can't forget that important lil aspect of these most evil critters.
Oh, and they can Gate in minions. That's always fun.
AD&D’s Nightmares Rise: The Marilith (Type V Demon)
In AD&D, the Marilith isn’t just a demon, it’s a whirlwind of death. This six-armed serpent queen wields a blade in each hand, striking like a storm while her tail constricts your spine. Magic resistance and a knack for darkness and teleport make her untouchable. She casts charm person or polymorph other to sow chaos, all while slicing your party to ribbons. Her abyssal lair is a fortress of traps and demonic allies.
5E might give you a strategy. AD&D’s Type V hisses, “Your blood decorates my blades.” Wizard’s spells? Resisted. Fighter’s charge? Parried. Your cleric’s prayers better pierce the Abyss, or you’re her next trophy.
Two in the junk and one in the knee. Puts Lumpy down and makes him wish he would die.
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That's a potential temper tantrum that could be measured in megatons...
One wrong word by the wrong male of the species and there would be a ginger tinged mushroom cloud over that "festival".
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You ever notice how the cartel whores of Mexico City never consider the sovereignty of America before tossing a new batch of criminals over our fences?
Why can't we sanction the government of Mexico like that of Russia? Putin hasn't invaded us, has he?
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Funny how the greedy old fuck didn't have a problem with Biden or Obama weaponizing trade or the dollar, isn't it?
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Translation: It's bad when someone other than a liberal does it.
How often have liberal trash called someone they don't like an agent of Russia or Putin? That's the same thing, right?
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I've decided that from now on I'm just going to make a sword and board fighter type character for any game I'm playing and name them all Dies Horribly.
From now on, I'll just play a red shirt because that kinda sums up my average lately.
It's like fantasy Paranoia ™, really.
