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Uber driver yesterday was from Brazil, asked him about the elections. Bit of a language barrier but he said “Lula is shit. Like Trump. You don’t like Trump? Lula is like Trump, total shit.”
The median voter, globally, is inscrutable
I understand this sentiment if this person stopped voting for Democrats and sat out or went third party. But "Democrats don't represent the working class, I'll vote for the trickle down economics party" is just incomprehensible
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Lions won the division once and then a nuclear arms race started
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I will keep repeating this for as long as people in politics keep ignoring it (forever)
Don't accept scumbags and cranks into your tent. Don't nominate them, don't hang out with them, don't rely on them. It will always come back to bite you.
(NYP) Zohran Mamdani’s team “pissed” over Darializa Avila Chevalier’s calls for Tisch to be canned: “Direct undermining of Mamdani”
nypost.com/2026/10/14/us-new…
People are just such bad parents it's kinda impressive lmao
Replying to @Post_Ioism
Her school, and commented how happy her daughter was with her hair the following days.
She did not realize the irony between these two stories.
This is not a thing that happens. Your kid might be isolated from one specific social group of losers, but then he'll find a different one. Schools are not one homogeneous social group, get real
Replying to @loreleilla
Your "baby boy" will go to school just to find out all his peers are talking about women like objects and if he doesnt play along he will be isolated from his gender
This is actually really racist, and ignorant!
Replying to @NateB_Panic
Apparently this naming thing is cool but it hasn't stopped slovenly 2 digit IQ USoids from losing wars to third world poors over and over again
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"is it more progressive to ship two white men together or a white man and a south asian woman" is a conversation that will never lead anywhere because it fundamentally does not matter. shipping is not a tangible form of activism. please go volunteer at a soup kitchen
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It's crazy that there's a tool out there that's become vital to they way I do my job, parent my kids, and make major life decisions; and yet we barely spend more on it than AI
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I would go out and vote for bro for president right now if I could.
I was generally onboard until "It is a generation that possesses the tools to identify what is intrinsically wrong with pornography, degrading sex acts, and, most significantly, a whole culture of casual hookups." NONE of those are "intrinsically wrong" what the hell 🤦🏼
Would texting "free p---y upstairs" have been A-OK if Jane Doe said it was?
The answer is no, which is why Gen Z is increasingly moving away from a monoethics of consent.
thecrimson.com/article/2026/…
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not to be flippant but I think that most of the people here saying Zohran committed *genocide* have severe personality disorders and it’s merely a result of circumstance that they’re here instead of storming the capitol on Jan 6th
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every single person who worked on DOGE should go to federal prison
no matter how bad you think it was, it's worse
Unforgivable shit
The human cost of reporting on Man City’s cheating for 15 years. It’s on the Mail website today and will be in the MoS paper tomorrow (Sunday) but they backed my reporting 100%. That reporting continues on my Substack. Google it for details. dailymail.com/sport/football…
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in a week where violence against women has been such a heavy conversation to bring this shit out is fucking disgusting
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I'm losing my mind at the little "ayo where the fuck is everyone" gesture he makes before ending multiple careers









































