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โ € โ € โ €๐‡๐Ž๐‹๐ƒ ๐Œ๐˜ ๐‡๐„๐€๐‘๐“ @TH0SEBASTARDS, โ € โ € โ € โ €โ €โ € โ € โ € ๐ˆ๐“โ€™๐’ ๐๐„๐€๐“๐ˆ๐๐† ๐…๐Ž๐‘ ๐˜๐Ž๐” ๐€๐๐˜๐–๐€๐˜. โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ €

Joined September 2022
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Yeah, I figured. I worry about him, but . . There's only so much I can do. I trust you, though. Bring him back safely to me or I'll rocket you into the sun, okay? Wouldn't be the first time I've done it won't be the last ๐Ÿ˜‡ [ Smiling Overly Sweetly. ]
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Oooh. Bummer. Last I heard, the bears hated them. Was kinda hoping they'd do something about it, if you get what I'm saying. No offense,
no, no, they stopped selling to them, my parents tried to mug them because they forgot they were real bears and not in costume.
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Although if your mom dies does that effectively lift your curse?? Or would Hell just figure something else out??
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Oh, totally!! I love getting to spend time with Karen anyway. Give me a couple of minutes, I'll pack some bags. Can't have a girls night without her favorite movies and dolls.
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Hey, yeah sure! I'm not too busy at the moment, so I can spare the time. What's up?
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Oooh, I see! I guess that does free up Saturday mornings from free beer hangovers, doesn't it?
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Aren't your parents scheduled with Cthulhu cult meetings on Friday nights babe???
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hot topicโ€™s too mainstream for him nowadays. theyโ€™ve lost their edge. so sad.
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[ pulling the door open, his response, rather than that of a text back, is a kiss to his cheek and a hand sliding into his own. ] well? worth the wait?
nobody said i couldn't make some people up. wouldn't be the first time we've forged documents. it is me. take your time. i'd rather wait out in the cold than rush perfection.
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ALEXA PLAY THE CURE GOTH SECURED โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ
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HALLELUJAH โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ AMEN โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ PRAISE THE LORD โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ
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weโ€™ve met jesus itโ€™s fine i can say this and itโ€™s not blasphemy
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