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Pursuit of Happiness
Joined September 2010
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#Batman lost his girl. Superman's girl didn't want him until she knew he's #Superman. But #Joker, his girl was obsessed with him from the start. Be the #villain.
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If that woman house clean… she either got a man or she’s in the military
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That’s how street gambling usually works. The original $100 don’t just vanish. It only gets wiped if the nigga who already lost wins the second one. If the original winner hits again, he walking with the first hundred *and* the new action on top of it. ($200) Double or nothing is implied 3-1 odds. That’s the implied juice and the incentive for the winner to run it back. If you want the same odds, just say “run it back”
Adrien Broner PRESSES Blueface over $1,000 pool bet and they both argue over the the meaning of "Double or Nothing" 😳 "You really gonna screw up our relationship over $1,000"
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I remember when 🥷use think eating coochie was nasty. Now look at yall, out here sucking 🍆
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So Raiders won by exactly to with 14 seconds left…. Cmon @nfl did @DraftKings have anything to do with this win?
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If there’s no gravity in space, why do stars fall?
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Dusse, Red Bull, & Gatorade… you going the mattress and the floor!
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You can rock & roll all you want, but I’m taking it straight to heavy metal.
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Look down at me and you see a fool, look up at me and you see a God.
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NBA is rigged…. 8 year in LA, 24 years in the league… went to Kobe hometown. He want to sacrifice…. Those are his words. Looks like a ritual to me. Philly in five! +900
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אלוהים בן retweeted
Y’all told me a 13-year-old boy was a woman. Now y’all want me outraged because somebody said Michelle Obama is a man. Pick a lane. If we’re playing Guess Who with biology, everybody gets a turn. I’m not saying Michelle Obama is a man. I’m saying after the last few years, apparently facts are negotiable. I’m just ASKing. 🥷⚔️🇺🇸
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I’m about to collect my money!
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Yeah it’s over… Spurs in 6
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I’m the reason I simile everyday
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From now, on, anyone post videos with fake captions are getting blocked! I’m tried of this shit…
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Verse 3 And where is that band who so vauntingly swore, That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion A home and a Country should leave us no more? Their blood has wash'd out their foul footstep's pollution. No refuge could save the hireling and slave From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave, And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave. Fuck the National Anthem
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LA got fleeced. Giving up a young star, 1st round, and multiple other draft picks for an aging Garrett is crazy. He only have a few years left.
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