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June 6, 1944. An American paratrooper jumps into Normandy in the dark and lands on the roof of a church.
By the end of the war he had been declared dead, held a funeral he didn't attend, escaped the Nazis, and fought his way toward Berlin in a Soviet tank unit.
His name was Joseph Beyrle. He's believed to be the only American soldier to serve in both the US Army and the Red Army during World War Two.
Beyrle was from Muskegon, Michigan. He joined the 101st Airborne, the Screaming Eagles. His buddies called him Jumpin' Joe.
On D-Day night his plane was hit by flak and he jumped early. He came down on a church roof, slid off, and lost his unit in the chaos. For a few days he fought on his own, blowing up a power station and cutting German communications.
Then he was captured.
Here's where it gets strange. A German soldier ended up wearing Beyrle's uniform and dog tags. That German was killed. When the body was found, the Americans identified it as Joseph Beyrle.
The army told his parents their son was dead. His hometown held a funeral mass for him. His obituary ran in the local paper.
Meanwhile, he was very much alive, being moved from one German prison camp to another.
He escaped more than once. One time he and two other prisoners jumped off a train heading east. They thought they were heading for Russia and freedom. They got lost and ended up in Berlin, where they were caught by the Gestapo, beaten, and tortured.
In January 1945, from a camp in eastern Germany, he finally made a clean escape. He went east, toward the gunfire. Toward the Soviets.
When he found a Soviet tank unit, he walked out with his hands up, holding a pack of Lucky Strike cigarettes, and shouted the only Russian he knew. American comrade.
It worked.
He asked to join them. And they said yes.
For about a month, an American paratrooper rode with Soviet tank crews as they pushed toward Germany. He used his demolition training. He fought. He was reportedly welcomed by a Soviet officer who was one of the rare women commanding a tank battalion.
Then a German dive bomber attacked. Beyrle was badly wounded.
He was evacuated to a Soviet hospital. Soviet Marshal Georgy Zhukov reportedly visited, heard his story, and gave him papers to get to the American embassy in Moscow.
When he showed up, the embassy didn't believe him. As far as the US was concerned, Joseph Beyrle was dead. They held him under guard until his fingerprints proved who he was.
He made it home to Michigan in April 1945.
In 1946 he got married. In the same church where they'd held his funeral.
Decades later, in 1994, he was honored at the White House by President Bill Clinton and Russian President Boris Yeltsin for serving both countries.
And the last twist. His son, Joseph Beyrle II, grew up to become the United States Ambassador to Russia.
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Iowa’s defensive 3 & out rate leads the conference and the nation…
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States Ranked from Safe Streets to Sketchy
Illegal immigrants
Sex offenders
Homicides
Overdoses
North Dakota: top 15 in every column, homicide rate 2.5 per 100k. Leave the door unlocked.
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States Ranked from Smart Kids to Dumb Kids
Est. IQ
8th-grade math
Bang for the buck
Graduation rate
Wisconsin: top 12 in every column, #3 in math AND graduation. Cheese curds are brain food.
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Andre Dawson had a devastating knee injury in high school. Scouts lost interest. He didn’t get a college scholarship.
Many would have quit, but he walked on at FAMU, earned a scholarship, got drafted and then made it to the Show.
Even as he battled knee problems his whole career, he won the NL ROY, NL MVP, and 8 x Gold Gloves.
Result: Hall of Fame.
Today, I was proud to present the Governor’s Medal of Freedom to Baseball Hall of Famer and great Floridian Andre Dawson. His distinguished career in Major League Baseball, his contributions to the sport, and his lasting impact on our state have earned him this award.
From his childhood in Southwest Miami, to his college days at FAMU, to his legendary MLB career, “The Hawk” has represented Florida in the best possible way for decades. His generous support of FAMU and its baseball program has helped generations of student-athletes succeed. The Governor’s Medal of Freedom is the highest honor I can bestow on any Floridian, and Andre Dawson truly deserves this recognition.
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LA Times with a fascinating example of how journos like to COMMUNICATE things without SAYING things.
The thesis of the article is that ICE is going to somehow prevent people from voting. This is, according to the author, Bad.
Now an ordinary person might have some questions at this point. Like, how could ICE possibly prevent anyone from voting? Doesn’t ICE detain illegals that aren’t allowed to vote? If so, how would anything ICE does impact the vote in any way?
But journos are NOT ordinary people. Journos have special training that allows them to bypass such irrelevant matters.
No joke - These questions are not even *considered* in the article, let alone answered. Seriously! Read the whole thing! They’re just … not there at all. They don’t exist.
Instead, the author simply presents as fact that ICE will impact the vote in some way. There is no explanation or even a hint of an explanation as to how this could be true. No mechanism is even hinted at.
The author also mentions - almost as an aside - that the DOJ has sued LA for allowing illegal voting. Is the DOJ right? Is the DOJ lying? These questions are not presented. The author does not care. Such questions are unimportant and shall not be acknowledged.
Call me old fashioned but I think we deserve a higher QUALITY of hackery from our journos. I don’t want transparent nonsense like this. I want to be gaslit until I don’t know what’s what anymore.
Do better journos.
Yes, non-citizens in fact should not be voting xitter.cf/latimes/status/2111204…







































