@DRM

I used to be younger. I’m “aardvarq” on many other social networks. @aardvarque@mastodon.world

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Joined January 2007
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What’s in the box? 👀 You can RT and find out! Roaming Form Gimmighoul can now be caught in #PokemonGO! We’re celebrating by giving away Gimmighoul-themed prizes!🥳🎉 To claim: Follow us on Twitter RT this post with #GOGimmighoul You’ll get a code to redeem. Let’s GO!
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Rose Parade interviews are in full effect for the kpthrive themed float “Courage to Re-Imagine” I have the courage to re-imagine cardiac care that focuses on a #plantbaseddiet #wellness #exercise and… instagram.com/p/B6lV2m8Jl8v/…
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At the farmer’s market, carefully picking out produce to throw away next week.
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The Onion
@TheOnion6 Oct 2015
Man Overjoyed He No Longer Has To Purchase Entire Day’s Worth Of Egg McMuffins In Morning onion.com/1j53oqY
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The Onion
@TheOnion14 Jul 2015
U.S. Bedwetters Decide Against Nationwide Awareness-Raising Campaign onion.com/1dZf0ZJ
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The Onion
@TheOnion15 Jul 2015
Dog Urine Lowers Heart-Attack Risk, Say Snickering Researchers onion.com/1La1wsM
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Every User@Every_User_12 Feb 2015
User 669313 | @DRM | Created Sat Jan 20 01:45:45 2007
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Quick comment and I'm shutting my laptop: Few foods on this planet are as overrated as crab.
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Hide the dog. Tell your children he ran away. Let their tears water your lawn.
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The Onion
@TheOnion21 Dec 2013
New Ultra-Realistic Xbox Game Has Users Press B Repeatedly To Make Character Breathe onion.com/1c1hGSs #OurAnnualYear
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The Onion
@TheOnion25 Dec 2013
Relatives Gather From Across The Country To Stare Into Screens Together onion.com/JqWni3
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When did White Castle go all healthy? instagram.com/p/eEEhSFQ_x2/
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Untranslatable words illustrated tmblr.co/ZHJXaytLCJp_
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The Onion
@TheOnion22 Aug 2013
In Focus: Mom Unaware Little Note She Packed With Son's Lunch Getting Him Beaten Up Right Now onion.com/16NGNHr
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Any ideas on the best restaurants in Escondido, ca?????
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TechCrunch
@TechCrunch2 Aug 2013
File Transfer & Syncing Service Pixelpipe Shuts Down, Acquisition In The Works tcrn.ch/19CAyar by @sarahintampa
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Trending now on WSJ: North Dakota mom reared 69 kids. "Everybody knew they could count on Joyce." on.wsj.com/YQqhTR
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Password must include 1 uppercase letter, 1 lowercase letter, 1 number, 2 emoticons and the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody.
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David Weigel
@daveweigel1 Mar 2013
RT @ryanbeckwith: They should totally start turning off lights and taking away flags in the middle of Obama's #sequester statement.
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Taylor Swift just lost the Golden Globe but don't feel bad -- she's already written sixteen sad songs about it and three will win Grammys.
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