@DSOsSecretary

The DSO's secretary, designated morning drinks runner, and most tired employee. (Profile pic made using Maddel's Picrew).

 The DSO - Admin is 18
Joined June 2026
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𝐀𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐃𝐚𝐲, 𝐀𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤
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They're very determined. How many times do I have to say, I did nothing wrong, and it's very complicated! I don't wanna—how many times is my story gonna be questioned? Goodness...
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The DSO really has a way of making you feel the problem, sometimes. Ah, right. Here we go. Back to questioning.
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I've learned people aren't receptive to my jokes. ...Understandable. They really suck.
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I can't sleep. Ah, darn.
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It's just—what if something happens while I'm asleep? What if he comes here? What if I don't— ...It's, worrying.
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Oh, goodness. There's nothing I can do about that, I'm afraid.
* ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝄡 𝐋 𝐀 𝐂 𝐊 ╱ 𝐋 𝐄 𝐀 𝒯 𝐇 𝐄 𝐑.@liquorisme21h
i'm no legal genius but even a kid understands what a breach of contract is. my prior requests for vacations were all denied citing 〝 critical staffing needs 〞. come on, the dso can afford to live without me for a week. *🤨
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If I were to (hypothetically) get murdered, whose going to make the Mr. Kennedy's actually do their paperwork? (Nate, I'm trying to joke.)
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No means no, Mr. Kennedy! If I can qhandle politicians scolding me, you can handle paperwork, at least.
* ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝄡 𝐋 𝐀 𝐂 𝐊 ╱ 𝐋 𝐄 𝐀 𝒯 𝐇 𝐄 𝐑.@liquorisme21h
come on, haven't i done enough 𖤠 i deserve a one week vacation for everything you guys put me through. no, a month even.
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I'm so fucked. I'm so, so fucked.
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I'm going to have a horrific day at work tomorrow.
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Adrian Slater retweeted
𝐀𝐌𝐘@ameliarwgOct 27
[STATEMENT OF EVIDENCE REGARDING @dsoanderson] ellipsus.com/read/PBRzjK26Yv…
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Adrian Slater retweeted
h@jamtoastaurchaiOct 27
Good morning. The horrors persist but you know what else persists? That’s right. Fuckass 9-5 routine
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There's definitely bruising. Awh, darn.
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"you're allowed to relax, you know" you don't get it my skeleton will hatch
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I'm also down for the count, it's friendly fire!
ʟᴇᴏɴ ᴋᴇɴɴᴇᴅʏ (ᴜɴᴇᴍᴘʟᴏʏᴇᴅ) 🪦🕊️@liquorandsnarkOct 27
Calling me names when I'm down for the count. Don't let that cute poodle act fool you, folks.
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Also, I'm not a poodle. But, if I was, I think the consensus might be that I am cute... For some reason.
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I'm being framed. To be clear, Mr. Leon S. Kennedy is a freak, and faulting me for following his obvious hints.
ʟᴇᴏɴ ᴋᴇɴɴᴇᴅʏ (ᴜɴᴇᴍᴘʟᴏʏᴇᴅ) 🪦🕊️@liquorandsnarkOct 27
My back! Get your mind outta the gutter.
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/ #lmk i wanna establish some Connections
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Adrian Slater retweeted
𝒋ack 𝒌rauser@plagavierOct 27
/ hi who fw jack idk lmk
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I can't sleep, but doing anything hurts—can't I catch a break?!
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