With my Virtual Boy playthrough being so well received… Perfect time to announce my new segment: Read With Phil! I will read a book on stream. Not aloud, but then I will provide a breakdown to my audience of what I read every 3-4 pages. Think book club, but DSP style! 📚📚

Now you guys know why I stay in my lane over here on the sister channel. It ain’t the main channel I’m afraid of.

Guys….. I’m worried.

I’ll speak on this once more. But Let’s be honest. Do I REAlly have a LESBIAN haircut? Or … Just maybe… Do LESBIANS have a DSP Haircut? Get it?

The King has Spoken

Christmas is the perfect season to tell those who matter the most in your life how thankful you are for them. Especially 16 year content creators who work tirelessly to bring you wall to wall content for FREE. You’re welcome.

On behalf of the DSP family of channels, and as official spokesperson: I profess a big FUCK YOU to @TaintedGrail and @Awaken_realms for folding to the trolls who pointed out NUGGETS of truth! Your STUPID game sucks and support levels were only exceptional because of ME. Morons

“You trollish fool you fool” - Kevin Stiles 12/17/2025

MAJOR UPDATE!! Well guys. I’ve made it as long as I can. I can’t stream. I don’t want to talk to kat. Uber Eats is offline. I’m banned from doordash. Amazon is claiming I may have to wait 3 days for shipping. It’s over. Goodbye. In to the darkness I shall wade.

Im being told I’m insensitive about the flooding and that people have died yada yada. Do these people OWN successful businesses? NOPE! Do these people have a WIFE who will eat them if not fed? I think not! She literally turns into a gremlin if fed after midnight, we cant wait!

Tis the season!

I never thought this day would come.. but Wings has forced my hand with his moronic questionable lifestyle. I shall henceforth be an Official Wings Detractor as made official by the official step-sister channel @DSPDetracts Fuck wings. I am one of you now. You’re welcome.

As a long time supporter.. (I use supporter lightly because you have been slacking as of late).. I’m surprised you aren’t aware that I finished 4th at evo and was the top US player ever in history. So no, I would body me, if me played me in a game against me.

In Street fighter, when my Opp sucks, I will be verbally abusive and hit my joystick like a toddler. Cuz Im right. Asmon doesnt say hi? I can call him a bitch on X. Cuz Im right. Wings wont adhere to my wishes? I can act like a lunatic. Cuz Im right. Hope that clears it up.

Some streamers go for drama feel. Some go for a funny feel. Some go for a more serious tone and feel. Me? I go more for a “stuck in the basement with your wife’s retarded step brother and you have to cuddle him or she’ll drop you off at the pound” feel. Nailed it.

Dear Diary, 1st off. Ack. Everything is FINE. Ack. DONT panic. Ack. BUT we have a SMALL issue. Ack. In haste after Meeting with Zachary. Ack. I got rid of goals. Ack. thought it would LAST. Ack. Now theyre gone. Ack. & I have no goals to create urgency. Ack. Send help! Phil

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