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A map and a description of the nations for a new setting I have been working on! I hope to eventually depict the interesting technologies and events that have transpired on Trisdemistia!

George W Faps

Deadlock is artistically a very impressive game but if I had to play a shooter with intensive aiming for 30 minutes to get 4 kills I would shove a stick of dynamite up my ass and light it

my GI joes took the experimental shuttle to assault Cobra Commanders moonbase. They Killed his elite cadre and captured his lieutenants but in the end he slipped away. #MyToys #PlaytimePrince #KingOfPretend

its funny that instead of making uninterceptable billion dollar hypersonic missiles, turns out its better to just make a lot of cheap slow missiles with wings and propellers. Maybe the optimal strategy for land warfare is to basically make T-34s with modern optics and HEAT shells

"alright students, how would you define gay sex?" "Wokegem!!!" "Ok, now what about... representation in video games?" "Ewwww!! Wokecoal!!"

Free States Of America Mercenary drone operator watching a 20 second clip of Queen Chrysalis he saved before the global internet shutdown : "yes my queen... I am your servant..." Guy that has pages 1-189 of out of placers printed out in color : "whats up bro?" "n-nothin bro..."

Jontron want boing boing!

The most insane thing in the world is how Electronic Arts has battlefield and they have never ordered the production of a battlefield based on any of the other series they own. Like, no battlefield game based on Red Alert 2? Are they stupid?

Yeah so it turns out in the post scarcity AI singularity since no one has to work a job anymore the only two real vocations left are gamer or furry

Truly an AI "doomer" what if the world was under competent stewardship? Your actual concern should be that as the carrying capacity of earth is reduced via climate decline the worlds oligarchs will use slightly better existing tech to surveil and murder us useless eaters forever

It means what it is

They should bring back the Eurocrats and Klaus Schwab as the people who were gonna run the world. At least those conspiracies gave the impression of it being some kind of cool eternal big brother woke tyranny

"Toad-2 you are bingo fuel, turn your aircraft around and RTB now!" Guy that thinks RTB means Rub Their Belly : "Uugghhhmmmrrghhhhh ~ r-really?? l-like right noowww???~"

A 2000 year old genebeast warrior, once in service to a thousand generation dynasty. She is the first living thing I have seen. Maybe we think in a similar enough way that it feels right to embrace. We have no common tongue, she will outlive me, but we hold eachother all the same

HMOFA Lore : What if there were foxes women with big booby and they wanted fuck me?? HMOMA Lore : In the trenches I saw him, the beast warrior from the barbarian army that opposes our great empire. Why could I not pull the trigger? Why can I not banish him from my thoughts?

Guy who cant play Big Walk because he gets so horny he gets dizzy and cant see