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thanking mario kart each day for the driving skills .

PITT oc. 21+ sfw .
Joined February 2022
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⠀ the 𝙴𝙼𝚃 hailing from ( 🇬🇧 ) 𝙴𝙽𝙶 .ᐟ ( 🇬🇧 ) ⠀
⠀ 𝚋𝚛ett ' 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚝 ' 𝚋u𝚛gundy .ᐟ ⠀
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𝚌elebrating Easter by running over all the rabbits with my ambulance && if they aren't on the road , i will find a way .
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𝙿𝚁𝙴𝚂𝚂𝚄𝚁𝙴, PUSHING DOWN ON ME PRESSING DOWN ON YOU, 𝙽𝙾 𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝙰𝚂𝙺 𝙵𝙾𝚁
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𝚘kay , so it's ignore brett day then ,
𝚓olly mornin' , gents , ladies , unlabeled , && multi-labeled !! i , your * savior * , am makin' a stop && cuttin' off the coppers so i can snag some donuts first for the first aiders 'ere !!! wot's your guys' favorite donuts && bevs ? !
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driving my ambulance into the emergency department , through the operating rooms , the patient rooms , the psych rooms , the doc box , -- not the nurses' station , they'll Block it . -- into the elevator where dr. Garcia performs surgery in i assume , & up & up -
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𝚓olly mornin' , gents , ladies , unlabeled , && multi-labeled !! i , your * savior * , am makin' a stop && cuttin' off the coppers so i can snag some donuts first for the first aiders 'ere !!! wot's your guys' favorite donuts && bevs ? !
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𝚖e entering the ED instead of staying in the ambulance like a good boy so i can flail & flop around uselessly; therefore, reminding Dr. Robby how important he is here <-- all part of my Grandmaster Plan , by the way, you're welcome
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𝚑ELp, a WHiTE FREAK* fOUND mE -- OF WHOM i, 'AVE ABSOLUTELY * nO * HiSTORY WItH -- , 'oNesT !!! ( lying ) -- . .( re - ) diScOVEREd ME -- !!!???? HELPHELPHELPHELPHEL- wait. i can drive . . . . AhA! TA-DA !! CHEERS, MATES! TOODLES ! CHEERiO-
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( drives in a roundabout & ends up accidentally exiting where he started )
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𝚎llo , luvs ! my beloved little brettles ! . . . 'ow are we doin' this fine mornin' .ᐟ
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𝚠alking into someone's therapy session to say , ' my parents named me Brett . ' & walking out of someone's therapy session .
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i walk with my head hung low & my shoulders slumped so everyone knows this holds a great weight upon me .
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( 𝚝aking the alcohol swab & putting it in his mouth . starts sucking at strong intervals, keeping steady eye contact the whole way through before he swallows, ) i like watching yew sweat , ( he beams, miniature stars dancing in the dark of his stare . )
( he stops what he’s doing, alcohol swab already against brett’s skin as he peered up at him over the top of his glasses— ) … you could have just *said so. ( his shoulders lower, and he leans back into a more relaxed position… eh, ) today’s been a fuckin nightmare.
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your * gaze , one last time . ( head tilted, finger tapping against his bottom lip ) ( his prose passed aside for some punkish prowess . ) yew know, before these patients keel yew over. but you're doin' great. got the iv in no time. to be expected, sure, but-
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Always * appreciated . just wanted to pop by & remind yew . ( requesting ridiculously menial tasks right after the insurmountable ones made defeat feel more familiar than ever, just to ground the endless sky of survival's care . . . . brett eyed the iv, licking his lips )
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𝚒'm chewing on Chewy chicken . ( 🥀 . ) it's really Chewy . ( 🥀 . )
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dr. shen is the only other person who has experienced strife .
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