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I'm Drake's official live mascot,a fierce puppy mill activist,awesome foster brother,&therapy dog. I'M A DOG CHANGING THE WORLD.(Not an official Drake account.)

Des Moines, IA
Joined February 2013
We don't do 6:30AM. I don't know why they keep trying to make us.
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O likes to put her arm around me when we take naps together.
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$3244 raised so far,which means a mere $356 more b4 we can get Vonn her surgery.Can u help us get there?TY FRIENDS!!! porterhousepetproject.wordpr…
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?4my friends:Have u bought raffle tix4my special painting yet?We've almost reached our$3600goal4Vonn's surgery!Help! porterhousepetproject.wordpr…
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No worries. Magoo removed the squeaker himself. This is no thanks to you, Mom.
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Mom. Seriously. Remove the squeaker. PLEASE REMOVE THE SQUEAKER NOW, MOM.
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I'm trying to work here, and Magoo is nothing but in the way.
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Now I'm back inside overseeing the assembly of a bench for the house. I'm pretty sure it's a gift for me. Or Mom.
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Sometimes the parents have2keep giving it back2me because I drop it. Thanks, Mom.Your help is greatly appreciated.
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Got a new deer antler. Thanks, Mom. I'm flaunting it. LIKE A BOSS.
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I've been talking about @DUPorterhouse to my friends back home like he's a super hero. They just don't understand! #DrakeProblem
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They took our Christmas tree so we are having a sit-in. That's right, we are activists and protestors.
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Goodnight, friends. It's a good thing Magoo has a little extra meat on his bones bc that makes him a good pillow.
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It's a giant ME!I am devilishly handsome.Thanks for putting a scarf of my fat neck, Drake Diner. Much appreciated.
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He's been waking up from his nap for over an hour now. Just get up already! And they call ME lazy.
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How do I look today? Pretty darn good, eh? That's what I thought.
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Mack too??? It must be a white bulldog thing. I don't get it.
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I swore I would never eat again after gorging myself on Christmas, but my tummy was grumbling.
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Yoga... By the tree. What a weirdo.
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