David

Test.

What if we changed the electoral college so each state got one electoral vote for each voter that was allocated by individual voter?

Why is there no saluting emoji?

Would you trust someone to be your pilot if he clipped his phone to his belt like it was 2005?

Tweet. Tweet. Carrot Cake.

Tweet tweet.

“Tweet tweet”, said the birdy. “Tweet tweet”, it said again.

Trip report I’m reading for a mountain I’m preparing to climb, “It’s a three foot jump to get over the river. If you miss it, you die”. I’m going to see if there’s another option…

You would think that by now we’d live in a word where bars and restaurants have tables that are square with the floor.

Nothing else has the same feeling of accomplishment as digging a hole, and then pooping in it. 💩

I’m pretty sure this is my first time checking into #hikerchat in YEARS. Also glad to see my Twitter app still works.

Yo @Delta, while enjoying lunch in the DTW Sky Club, I wanted to take a minute to THANK YOU for ending your partnership with the @NRA. – at Romulus, MI

Is this thing on? – at Lancaster, OH

Oh, hello Twitter. Tweet. Tweet. Tweet. – at Lancaster, OH

So we can’t even access NPS websites during the shutdown? Do you know how much effort it takes to keep a website up? None. I would know. I have a site, and I haven’t looked at it in almost two years. – at Columbus, OH

Uber guy in Tampa: “That’s a heavy bag, what do you have in there?” Me: “Mountaineering gear, snowshoes, winter camping stuff. You know, the usual for a trip to Florida.” – at Tampa, FL

First order of business for 2018: plan a trek to New Zealand. – at MINNEAPOLIS-ST. PAUL

Okay, apparently you’re supposed to lubricate your treadmill every six months. I’m about nine years behind on the first lubrication. – at Champlin, MN

After nearly a decade of regular use, my treadmill is telling me to “Lube Belt”. Was I supposed to be doing this all along? – at Champlin, MN