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habitual truth-teller. stand up comedian & writer. community organizer. eyebrow model. actually 5’7.

Earth.
Joined June 2012
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Zendaya channels Halle Berry in a Lanvin Fall 2000 look 📸
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LOCK JAW | Swamp Session sometimes all you need is a MacBook and your girlsss 💻🩷 • okay this swamp session is alittle more experimental, I’m playing with dance again (back in that alter ego bag) but feelin what it feels like for me now! I was like lets just throw a slumber party @ my place and see what happensss lol we had a ball and this honestly took me back to my indie days of making music with little resources (always the funnest hardest shii) anyways, yall coming to my next party? 🤭🍸
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I'd also like to add that being black quite literally already places you outside the gender binary when historically the modern idea of womanhood and manhood were conceived when humanity was considered a privilege. So even when we're talking about visual queerness its still
i wonder, to white queers saying you cannot hide your queerness, i would ask… what does “queer” look like? i thought yall said there is no way to “look queer” the right way. what is the look that is impossible to disguise if required for safety?
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El wey que no es "ni izquierda ni derecha" cuando gana la izquierda:
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The caption is not hyperbole white people literally called the police on a 3 year-old Black child because he was a much better player than everyone else. Don’t ever let white people tell you they care about “merit”.
They called the police this lil black boy cause he was beatinn all the YT kids‼️🤷🏾‍♂️ 😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️
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Watching Love is Blind and I’m like 90% sure this Black woman who only dates white men thinks the Black Guy Who Talks White is a white man and I am extremely amused.
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.@AbdulElSayed is strong af 😂 premiering now!! watch here: youtu.be/-Qpq-XQpk1Y
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I pronounced Normani like Normani, instead of like norMANI and everybody I was with looked at me like I had just punched a Make-A-Wish child in the face with all of my might.
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the genius of snl’s “world’s most evil invention” is that everyone enters a contest to see who can be the most evil, but nobody seems prepared for someone who takes the assignment literally. the other scientists bring exaggerated comic-book weapons. then dwayne johnson’s character presents an invention that completely changes the atmosphere in the room. the joke isn’t simply that his idea is shocking. it’s that everyone else suddenly discovers they had an unspoken limit to what “evil” was supposed to mean.
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watching one of the greatest episodes of television of all time
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You deserved this shit tbh you saw a nigga named “Jerahmya” and didn’t block him off the strength of that alone.
Was I wrong? I had him send me a dick vid because I needa see what I’m working with before we plan on locking in or even take things further. He sent the vid bro ts wasn’t even bigger than my toe.
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I thought this was obvious to anyone who paid attention in high school English. Aaron Macgruder very obviously despises Black culture and hides his conservative views behind pro-Black revolutionary talk (Huey). That MLK episode was a hard tell. Blatantly anti-Black episode.
White ppl and conservative Black ppl love the Boondocks man
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That entire episode was just MLK Jr driving around and sneering at Black culture. Just him going “Rap?! What is this hippity hoppity nonsense?! Why his pants saggin?! How come nobody is wearing suit?!” for 26 mins. Like come on bro this shit was obvious.
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I am sick and tired of being the first of my bloodline to read a sequence of words that just should not exist.
I’d suck the last dick that was inside of you just to see what you taste like.
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SCHOOLBOY Q ALBUM 🚨 THANK QUE 💿 DROPPING 2027. “New album next year … I will never retire.” - Q
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the notion of “wasted time” makes no sense when you accept that the abstraction of time is just the medium in which our lives unfold for us to experience as is and not a resource from which to constantly extract value
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Mahershala Ali in an explosive action clip from ‘YOUR MOTHER YOUR MOTHER YOUR MOTHER’. Now playing in select theaters, everywhere October 16.
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The Other Guys is a Top 3 Will Ferrell film.
Never laughed harder in my life
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