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Joined December 2010
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MkhuLuu Mkhize/Ndlovu retweeted
Me, someone born in Cape Town, who went to Primary, High School and University, in my home town, cannot walk down long street for more than 50 metres without being asked whether I want drugs from these Nigerian pieces of shit.
I hate the DA.
MkhuLuu Mkhize/Ndlovu retweeted
The difference maker 💯✨
Leo Messi takes home the #IconOfTheMatch tonight. 🏆 @RoyalCaribbean
MkhuLuu Mkhize/Ndlovu retweeted
"MLS is a burger league"
Ask Lewandowski, Griezmann and Son how's the league treating them!
By fire by force, Ronaldo and his fans will respect Messi's achievements!
MkhuLuu Mkhize/Ndlovu retweeted
How is it any different than you ladies asking men to fund your lifestyle or give you money on the first encounter. You want the perks of a prostitute but not the social stigma
He really is a copy of his idol. Thats why others will keep winning that prestigious award ahead of him
MkhuLuu Mkhize/Ndlovu retweeted
If this brudda was black, the UK media would have finished him a long time ago 🤣
🚨 Jack Grealish spent two consecutive nights drinking and partying just days before being axed from Everton’s squad over a disciplinary issue! 😬
The 31-year-old, who earns £300,000 per week, enjoyed two nights out on October 19 and 20.
On Monday night, Grealish attended the Pride of Britain Awards in London before heading to a karaoke bar, where he stayed until the early hours of the morning.
He then returned to the North West, attended Everton training on Tuesday and went out again that evening.
This time, Grealish was spotted drinking at The Mucky Pup pub in Wilmslow alongside Everton teammates Jordan Pickford and Tyler Dibling, as well as former Manchester City teammate Kyle Walker.
The group watched PSG vs Barcelona in a private room, with witnesses describing plenty of drinks being consumed.
Just days later, Grealish was left out of Everton’s Carabao Cup victory against Newcastle, with manager David Moyes confirming:
🗣️ “The club made the decision and I support it.”
[The Sun]
They would find him hanging in the cafeteria. Evaluate deez nuts.
HORRIBLE: An 8-year-old boy told a 6-year-old girl her dad was waiting for her upstairs. It was a lie, and what happened next was caught on her school’s cameras.
It happened Tuesday at a government school in Panchkula, India. Police say the boy led her into an empty classroom and attacked her, leaving her unconscious and critically injured. When her family arrived searching for her, it was the same boy who walked them to where she was lying. She’s now fighting for her life in the hospital. The classroom had cameras watched from the principal’s office, yet no adult stepped in. Police have opened a case against the school, and the boy is being evaluated by doctors to understand why a child that young would do this. Every parent sends their kid to school trusting someone is watching.
How does an 8-year-old end up capable of something like this?
What? Is he mad? Did he not see those acrobatic tap ins?
