It’s election day people. Get out there and vote once, vote twice, vote thrice VOTE GOOSE! You know it makes sense for a more goosey country. #electionday

Gooses are just popping back in to read all the entertainment about Rishi’s washout this afternoon. And to remind you all to Vote Goose! #goosesarestillbest

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Trick or beak? It’s the goose version of Halloween

One of the best things about this time of year…. Apple crumble. Gooses do like apple crumble, especially if it comes with custard. Can’t go wrong

Autumn gold. Pretty

Gooses say can they be prime minister now? We’d stand on a platform of loud honking and allowing fracking but only in JRM’s back garden. Plus free pizza for gooses and bird flu vaccinations for all #goosemanifesto

As far as gooses can tell Liz Truss abstained from a confidence vote in her own government. Erm….. #crazyworld

Gooses have switched on the news channel and got the popcorn out to watch the government collapse. Truly truly bizarre

Gooses quite like tofu. Gooses win #justsaying

Gooses have a question. What’s the difference between ‘goo’ and ‘goop’? Anyone saying the letter P will be severely pecked

Gooses are now surging ahead in their poll. No one is brave enough to stand against us! #honk

Gooses take an early lead in their poll. They promise no bribery was involved.

Who would you trust to run the economy? #notbiased

Gooses wonder what on earth you humans are up to. Gooses don’t take selfish crap from anyone. Neither should you. Gooses are all about the flock. We honk together #goosewisdom

Honk! An advert about gooses. Gerry The Goose Flies Better | Emirates youtu.be/5lGRtUA9Mds via @YouTube

Hello goosey friend. We enjoyed meeting you today. You were a lovely noble goose #goosenews

We met this fellow today. He was polite but firm in demanding all and any food

God bless U all