I drink beer, eat meat & curse out loud. I yell at my grill. Culinary TV & Sitcom Writer currently pitching new shows. NOT a Movie Expert, but I tell ppl I am.

Chicago, Illinoiss
Joined February 2012
Carl goes on da Radio to voice his disappointment in #DaBears "Woopity Freakin Do. We beat the #jets C-A-R-E-S, WHO WHO CARES! #ChicagoBears didnt prove anyting on #NFLsunday. Still a 10 W team #Beardown #NFL #NFLpredictions #NFLBetting #NFLtwitter #MNF youtube.com/live/XkSaGCUwzxg
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#DaBears lose:#CarolinaPanthers 34-33, finish 9-8 & #9 seed in '26, but #RyanPoles will NOT be fired because him & #KevinWarren are fucking. Poles has made da #ChicagoBears da 2024 Bengals & the Lions. BUY a OFF, no need for DEF. Thy can't scout #NCAA DL or OL anyways #Beardown
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Not True. Driving to Halas Field at Kraft Stadium will be da same: 1/2 hour for some, 90 min. or 2 hrs for others. Some will have SHORT train rides, some will have LONG ones Da people dat da changes happen to are just gon be different. STH's will just sell der gameday tix for $
If the Bears do leave Illinois, so many STH will leave. 3 hours of travel total to and from Hammond with gas at all time highs, you then have a $8 toll each way on the Skyway and then paid parking and then just going to the game? They’re about to price out so many longtime fans
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I'm tellin da #Spurs "U were up by 15 & got BLOWN OUT so chill out on having a 13pt lead & be humble #SanAntonio it's still the 1st qtr & you're playin #OKC So tell me what ur gonna do DIFFERENT tonight than on Fri. #Thunder #NBAplayoffs #NBAonNBC #OKCthunder #OKCvsSA #SAvsOKC
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If #RyanPoles wants to prove he dont have his head 8 inches up his fuckin ass, he'll take #PatCoogan w/pick 166 Carl's gotta feelin it's Coming Up REAL SOON!! Or else I'm gonna shit in his Dirty WHORE MOUTH 🐩💩😮 #DaBears #BenJohnson #Beardown #ChicagoBears #BearsDraft #NFLdraft
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Mesidor's da PERFECT age if ur tryin to win SB while Caleb's on a rookie contract P/U 5th yr opt. 25-30, then cut & draft his replacement in '28-'30 In his prime ready 2 contribute Day 1 No worries bout him busting on an overpaid 2nd contract If he busts,it'll be on rookie salary
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Where'd you get this old picture of Robert Deniro & Sharon Stone? I it from the set of da hit 1995 Martin Scorsese film '#Casino'?
Happy 72 years to my wife and hopefully many more . Happy Birthday Be-Be 🎂 #HappyBirthday ❤️🌹🥳
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You're either gonna bet: #MichiganWolverines -12.5 & U/149.5 MICH -5.5 & U/141.5 or #UConn -3.5 w/ O/132.5 & U/145.5 Or be like Carl & do all 3 #NCAAChampionship #UCONNvsMICH #Huskies #FinalFour #NCAAfinal #mfinalfour #MarchMadness #GoBlue #UConnbasketball #Michigan #Wolverins
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#Sweet16 #SweetSixteenSunday #MarchMadness winners #NCAAtourney Purdue #UCLA Iowa St. St. Johns Virginia Florida Bama Arizona #FinalFour-Michigan St.Michigan Arkansas Houston TCU womens in #Final4 #Texas #Longhorns>#Uconn #NCAAchamps-#MICHvsMSU #SJUvsKansas #Elite8 #EliteEight
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Since Mike North picked #Villanova over #UtahState. I picked the opposite and took UTST ML. #NCAAtourney #MarchMadness
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