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Squirtle

@DaWaterPokemon

Dude? F*ck yes! 😼👊

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Joined May 2026
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I guess we're doing this now.
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That's good to hear partner.
Pika-chu! (@ElectricM0use_) profile picturePika-chu!@ElectricM0use_Nov 8
watch as i jiggle my belly rolls side to side hyuck yuck yuck
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Ch4rl13@milktstNov 7
#vapeontheelderly
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squirtle’s chudding out ralts was kirked by renamon riolu’s inactive and victreebel’s a pig
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DEAR GOD IT'S ALL PIKACHU AND MGS
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parker@parkr4prezidentNov 6
You look Like a Kind and Respectful person
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Scar@MercStreichBackOct 29
Extraction shooters... Looter shooters... Hero shooters... All must die.
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Uhhhh...metal gear takeover?
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ムチ…ムチ…ぽよ…
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Insert funny tweet here!
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shimzo@dawnshimzoOct 8
Pikachu and Eevee go to prison
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always thinking about yourself, huh? eevee? you little bitch. fuck you
shimzo (@dawnshimzo) profile pictureshimzo@dawnshimzoOct 8
Pikachu and Eevee go to prison
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I am boss!
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Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain (2015) Art by Yoji Shinkawa
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Turles@2dicks4ballsOct 4
-[Fight power! Gain Power! Power Power! Turles, Tree of Might!]-
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Turles (@2dicks4balls) profile pictureTurles@2dicks4ballsOct 4
Replying to @2dicks4balls
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NBC News (@NBCNews) profile pictureNBC News
@NBCNewsSep 24
Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible. - @nbcselected nbcnews.com/select/shopping/…
How long does your food last in the fridge during a power outage? Experts weigh in

How long does your food last in the fridge during a power outage? Experts weigh in

According to experts, keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible.

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Dax@Daxthecoolest1Sep 24
When you got deadass nothing to do but you see an account post a "like for an interaction" post.
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dope@iamdopebroSep 20
reminds me when i tried to do this on choicer voicer and i gave up after a hundred tries
Neo7123 (Klonoa Fan!) (@Neru7123) profile pictureNeo7123 (Klonoa Fan!)@Neru7123Sep 20
shit i be making at 2 am this is killing me dude i cant beatbox for shit😭😭😭😭😭😭
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