Cars0n retweeted
I don’t know why people still go to the gas station for viagra when you can just hop on smash and play Captain Falcon
An incident that likely should have costed me hundreds of dollars has now costed less then like $30 thanks to some dumb stupid ass luck and a good samaritan lol I fr deserve none of the shit I have just glad my life is back to normal 🤑
I have the worst luck known to man with losing my car keys/other important shit I need to function bro idk why I have such a problem with this shit gets lost in the most comical ways oat even when I take every step I can to prevent ts fml
Cars0n retweeted
"he can't have brain cancer he's only 18 and shows no symptoms"
patient: i can't wait to go home and play Lucas!
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