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Occasionally funny, often an “idiot” according to my kids. Passionate about swimming, rivers, politics and Yorkshire’s countryside.

Joined March 2013
Hello. Long time no see. Anyone still here?
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Replying to @trussliz @CPAC
Absolute LOLs at the number of empty seats
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And what did you do? Did you show them there’s no right way to be a boy? That being gay means that you can be loved and is totally natural? That they can dress and exact exactly the way they feel without caring how society judges them? No, you…
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“It would never happen here.”
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On #HolocaustMemorialDay we should remember Marianne Grunfeld, Therese Steiner & Auguste Spitz. All three, the entire Jewish population of the occupied Channel Islands were deported to Auschwitz without protest. Only through our own honesty can really challenge antisemitism.
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Ahead of its time @teaforpterosaur. Could have been the inspiration for Lady Gaga (sound on).
i love how they’re dying of lust over this fuck ass dance
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A huge volume of water flowing into the River Mersey from the collapsed #BridgewaterCanal. Close to it highest level it’s ever been. #flooding check-for-flooding.service.g…
❗️EXCLUSIVE: We’ve just captured this astonishing drone footage of the breached Bridgewater Canal in Dunham Massey. It shows the damage suffered by the canal in last night’s flooding and the extent to which it has leaked into the neighbouring fields. 🎥 Bert Prior
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New year, new me
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Watched Carry-On on Netflix. Never have I seen a movie that so badly wanted to be the next Die Hard Christmas movie. And failed so badly.
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