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husband just compared childbirth to tearing his acl ???? in the lobby of the ob ???????
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"I have seen the horrific video of a beautiful, young Ukrainian refugee, who came to America to escape the vicious War in Ukraine, and was innocently riding the Metro in Charlotte, North Carolina, where she was brutally ambushed by a mentally deranged lunatic. The perpetrator was a well known career criminal, who had been previously arrested and released on CASHLESS BAIL in January, a total of 14 TIMES. What the hell was he doing riding the train, and walking the streets? Criminals like this need to be LOCKED UP." -@POTUS
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whatβs the average amount of times you shit your pants per year?
asking for a friend.
80%less than 1
10%1
5%2
6%3+
244 votes β’ Final results Austin retweeted
Replying to @queenathenah
Good husband, preparing his wife in advance so she isn't utterly overwhelmed by the sheer handsomeness emanating from him now.
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how many clementines is too many clementines because my toddlers has brought me to peel (then eaten) 5 in a row & im just wondering when this will end
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π¨π¨π¨ BREAKING π¨π¨π¨
Kamala only won states where voter ID is not required
Do you understand?
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4th quarter of the biggest playoff game of the year so farβ¦time for the REAL heroes to come through π€π€π€ #KCvsBUF
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when i was stretching my ears in high school i really thought theyβd be a bigger part of my personality but i just have 1/2β ear holes & not a single person has brought it up since 2015





















