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32 Year Old Father of Two Beautiful Girls πŸ‘§πŸ‘§ Husband to Shiloh πŸ’

Central New York, USA
Joined February 2022
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husband just compared childbirth to tearing his acl ???? in the lobby of the ob ???????
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officially 20 weeks ✨πŸͺ🍼
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Austin retweeted
Checks out. 😭
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"I have seen the horrific video of a beautiful, young Ukrainian refugee, who came to America to escape the vicious War in Ukraine, and was innocently riding the Metro in Charlotte, North Carolina, where she was brutally ambushed by a mentally deranged lunatic. The perpetrator was a well known career criminal, who had been previously arrested and released on CASHLESS BAIL in January, a total of 14 TIMES. What the hell was he doing riding the train, and walking the streets? Criminals like this need to be LOCKED UP." -@POTUS
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what’s the average amount of times you shit your pants per year? asking for a friend.
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244 votes β€’ Final results
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finally accomplished one of my biggest goals on here, & now … what do i do πŸ˜‚
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Replying to @queenathenah
Good husband, preparing his wife in advance so she isn't utterly overwhelmed by the sheer handsomeness emanating from him now.
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This is not ok
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how many clementines is too many clementines because my toddlers has brought me to peel (then eaten) 5 in a row & im just wondering when this will end
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🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Kamala only won states where voter ID is not required Do you understand?
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todays the day πŸŒˆπŸ’•πŸ™πŸ»βœ¨
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4th quarter of the biggest playoff game of the year so far…time for the REAL heroes to come through 😀😀😀 #KCvsBUF
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ive been beyond hype to go to this halloween event all week πŸŽƒ
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okay i love it
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Japan manager Hajime Moriyasu bows to the fans to thank them for their support πŸ‘
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β€œyou have tom holland lips & i think about him every time i kiss you”
when i was stretching my ears in high school i really thought they’d be a bigger part of my personality but i just have 1/2” ear holes & not a single person has brought it up since 2015
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I love that snapchat never lets you change your username so we’re all chilling with our emo usernames from 9 years ago
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