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Virginia, USA
Joined April 2018
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The tweet prompt: “This is why we can’t have nice things!”
My tweet: “Trump”
(tweet gets 1 billion likes)
Dad to the Future II retweeted
CONTEST: THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS
It’s the last contest with @damnfinetweet 💔. Send in 3 original tweets written by you by 6p EST.
DM OPT IN to @damnfinetweet to receive & give trophies. We quit at 6PM EST. DM us your DFT notifications by then to make lists
Car add-ons:
1) Forklift/catapult device on the front
(for people that cut me off in traffic)
2) Retractable 5'X5' mirror on the back
(for people behind me with LED headlights)
3) Giant, spring-loaded boxing glove for each side
(for people that ride in my blind spot)
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Working from home has ruined me. My wife suggested we go out tonight because “we’ve both had a shower today”.
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Dad to the Future II retweeted
Me: I need a tablespoon outta the drawer.
My potato masher: fight me for it, bitch.
I'm working from home the rest of the yeeeear
The kids are all yelling
I don't know what you're telling me, I cannot heeeear
It's the most wonderful time of the yeeeeear
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There'll be parties (not going)
My inbox is growing
"We're caroling out in the snow!"
"Let's share Christmas stories!"
Man, I'm in my forties
I'm pretty sure my answer is "nooooooooo"
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Dad to the Future II retweeted
This Christmas I celebrate the 37 year anniversary of not getting the GI Joe aircraft carrier.
