Joe Heuer

Week: a unit of time that always seems so much shorter on a vacation than on a diet.

RT @amelindamoniaga: "@Daffynitions: Beer: Gatorade for bowlers."

RT @TheVunderkind: Yeah..."@Daffynitions: Synchronicity: God’s way of remaining anonymous."

RT @RonSupportsYou: RT @Daffynitions Shower: the location where most brilliant ideas materialize.

RT @RachieVPA: "@Daffynitions: Cheap: what talk is since supply so greatly exceeds demand."

RT @MusadiqZ: "@Daffynitions: Assmosis: the process of absorbing success and advancement by kissing up to the boss."

RT @ZikkT: RT @Daffynitions: Embarrassment: a parent’s ultimate weapon.

RT @TWTRChat: Lol soooo true! RT @Daffynitions: Exercise: something best done in the morning before the brain figures out what’s going on.

RT @BirdOfFlower: THIS!!!! RT @Daffynitions: Fun: what you’ll always miss by obeying all the rules.

RT @pkt4lli: RT @Daffynitions: Assumption: the first sign of impending disaster.

RT @sarinsuares: Cuisine: a term indicating outrageously priced bite-sized portions. RT @Daffynitions

RT @ymgtx: RT @Daffynitions: Wisdom: the type of teeth you get from biting off more than you can chew.

RT @LyricalSunset7: lolRT @Daffynitions: Death: failure to fulfill one’s wellness potential.

RT @ItsKayKayB: RT @Daffynitions: Happy: what more people would be if ignorance really was bliss.

RT @TheAdenike: "@Daffynitions: Rule of thumb: the know-it-all’s formula for making a guess."

RT @Fatumoriginal: !!! RT @Daffynitions: Correct: what you’ll eventually be if you live each day as if it’s your last.

RT @LyricalSunset7: lol. rt @Daffynitions: Convincing: the best way to make your idea sound even if you’re full of doubt.

RT @ShamandaZalice: lol RT @Daffynitions: Pecans: the goal of everyone destined to go nuts.

RT @talienaccount: Darkest: the exact moment you’re trying to find your seat at a movie. RT @Daffynitions

RT @binghibabe: #teamwagga RT @Daffynitions: Healthier: how you’ll die by exercising every day.