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No lawyer can defend you in this situation 😭 🤣 teapawt.net/nofiltertalkss/status/…
Dagentle 🤍 retweeted
A young man broke into a house at midnight.
He searched the rooms, collected two phones, a laptop, jewellery and some cash.
As he was about to leave, he noticed a family photograph hanging on the wall.
He moved closer and froze.
It was a picture of him standing beside an elderly woman and two children.
Suddenly, the bedroom door opened.
An old woman stepped out, looked at him and started crying.
“After 15 years, you’ve finally come home.”
The young man was confused.
“Who are you?”
She replied, “I’m your mother.”
He dropped the bag in shock.
Then the woman said something that made his blood run cold:
“Now, tell me why you broke into your own house when you know I gave you the spare key?”
But here’s the real twist… the woman wasn’t his mother. 👀
Dagentle 🤍 retweeted
To all my gist partners
To all friends
To everyone that has been supporting and supportive
To everyone that has patronized,referred and always retweeted
To everyone that has dragged me
To everyone that has blocked me and I have also blocked
To my AFUNIMAWOBE.
I am using this opportunity to say thank you for being a part of my stay on X ,Hope to give nice content with a positive vibe and also small gbasgbos because I don’t want anyone in my dm asking for my best color .WE GO FIGHT .
Thanks
FUNMIBI
Sometimes I wonder why some people lose their senses whenever they are in front of camera trying to make some TikTok videos
Dagentle 🤍 retweeted
Do you know that it's that young girl doing strong strong now that will care for you when strength fails you. I've come to the conclusion that strength is kindness
Omo, I can't believe my eyes
Juju dey ooo
Hell fire na play for this place oo
It's obvious the two have been dating for long because she finally divorce her husband to be with him while he on the other hand used God to brainwash his wife to accept her as second wife.
Pastor or christians as a whole that doesn't allow men to marry more than a wife, a whole pastor is now telling us that that's how God wants it. Who is deceiving who?
It's a test to know if she's a wife material. If you don't eat bread and beans, there is no way you'll cook beans for him when he marries you.
Having this kind of relationship with a bestie can be complicated a times especially if she doesn't have a boyfriend. She can start developing feelings for you. When this happens, if you have a boyfriend, she'd do anything possible to separate you with him just so she can be with you.
Dagentle 🤍 retweeted
PMS is 1,350
Diesel is 1,900
Gas is 1,600
No electricity
Aso Rock is now using solar
People can’t eat three square meals
So tell me what hope are they promising you again.






















