He who put chocolate on the hob nobs should be chastised

I've got moobs - would you like to feel them? or milk them?

I need to find someone to impregnate as soon as possible

Can I play. With my bottom only?

I'm not gay by the way.

do you think the Sandwich lady will be naked today?

John can I spoon feed you some Jelly? Go on it'll be sexy!

To Rob: You're a rapist

There's a restaurant in London called Gaylord.

Indian people only eat cow

Wikipedia is just a font of bullshit, isn't it?

To Rob: What was that darling?

I don't want you to hang yourself. Not unless I can have sex with you.

Don't cock block me man